closing your eyes+the crowd goes wild is crazy.

on roosevelt hwy, knew my tab had 8 shots. this girl just brought me a paper with an attitude like i was about to stress her out.

sis. this receipt reads $46.26. beat it.

yall are being robbed honestly. stress the owner out.

if i was an nfl player, id want to be an atlanta falcon, esp if we we’re consistently good.

you can crip walk on the sideline to “who you wit.” your coach is black. you can wear your durag whenever in peace. you can be a real nigga, no questions asked.

just offered to buy a homeless man standing outside the varsity some food.

he said “#3, frosted orange.”

🗣️NUMBER 3 IS THE HIGHEST THING ON THE MENU!!!!

so, redd is gonna get this #4 today.

kicked it+got drunk with my friends tonight, so that my behind can be in a pew tomorrow.

happy new years+praise the Lord.
balance.

kyle pitts knew he owed us. he better had scored that touchdown. clown.

well that explains it. the tunnel was prerecorded.

bey doesn’t even look real.

the open bar is serving mr. hennessy, pat+ron, ol’ jack+ king crown. these folks throwing up+it’s only 9pm.

at a lehsbun wedding+a not stud that was in the bouquet toss just got up for the garter toss.

sis. PICK A SIDE!

just whooped my child for the time bc i really had no other choice.

yall…i didn’t even know how to hold the belt. i know it didn’t hurt either bc i have no clue how to whoop.

man, let me get back on the next train to gentle parentingville.

i’ve arrived to the great migration.