MyNamesCanada
@mynamescanada.bsky.social
Major in Being Silly, 💖💖💖💖💖💖
Minor in Goofing off 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
Be silly & have fun :3 💜💜💜💜💜💜
Autistic as hell 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
23 Any/All 💙💙💙💙💙💙
Minor in Goofing off 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
Be silly & have fun :3 💜💜💜💜💜💜
Autistic as hell 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
23 Any/All 💙💙💙💙💙💙
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I need a womans touch but not like that like that of king midas and I can start force femme'ing people
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I need a womans touch but not like that like that of king midas and I can start force femme'ing people
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repost if you spooky as hell
October 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
repost if you spooky as hell
look buddy, In Part 2, the victims’ body of Dexterwas are discovered and brought to investigate the spot where Dexter works. Debra is also in the process of recovering after being rescued from killer series “Ice Truck”.
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
look buddy, In Part 2, the victims’ body of Dexterwas are discovered and brought to investigate the spot where Dexter works. Debra is also in the process of recovering after being rescued from killer series “Ice Truck”.
Some ASSHOLE!!! put my wolf army in sheep's clothing and now they're all silly and soft looking :<
How will a be an edgy wolf warlord like this??
How will a be an edgy wolf warlord like this??
August 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Some ASSHOLE!!! put my wolf army in sheep's clothing and now they're all silly and soft looking :<
How will a be an edgy wolf warlord like this??
How will a be an edgy wolf warlord like this??
ok imagine a guy who can’t spell gorgious so he write georgeous on purpose and when the apple of their eye mentions this he has a follow up and hits them with “call me curious” or something i think that would be funny send tweet
August 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
ok imagine a guy who can’t spell gorgious so he write georgeous on purpose and when the apple of their eye mentions this he has a follow up and hits them with “call me curious” or something i think that would be funny send tweet
smoking the alvin and the chipmunks weed call that shit squeaky loud
August 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
smoking the alvin and the chipmunks weed call that shit squeaky loud
A “Pennington Self-Rimming Lavatory” sounds wayyy freak nastier than the sink it represents
August 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
A “Pennington Self-Rimming Lavatory” sounds wayyy freak nastier than the sink it represents
saw a bald guy and thought about how you call them “cue ball” and then figured that being the case, if you’d call a black gentleman whom is bald 8 ball and how offensive that would be
August 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
saw a bald guy and thought about how you call them “cue ball” and then figured that being the case, if you’d call a black gentleman whom is bald 8 ball and how offensive that would be
dark souls women be like: call my clit the furtive pygmy the way its so easily forgotten...
August 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
dark souls women be like: call my clit the furtive pygmy the way its so easily forgotten...
We lost the plot somewhere around the industrial revolution
August 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
We lost the plot somewhere around the industrial revolution
guys would it be funny to say i’m nonbinary instead of fluid and pretend i transitioned to a country
August 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
guys would it be funny to say i’m nonbinary instead of fluid and pretend i transitioned to a country
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New concept: Cattbage Patch
July 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
New concept: Cattbage Patch
playing something or doing something that i haven’t in awhile be like “do the rust shaker”
homer simpson is covering his face with his hands while standing on his knees
ALT: homer simpson is covering his face with his hands while standing on his knees
media.tenor.com
July 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
playing something or doing something that i haven’t in awhile be like “do the rust shaker”
Hey, so uh, whichever ASSHOLE keeps replacing all my cool water with FUCKING ICE??? in my freezer needs to QUIT IT!!! thx :p
July 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hey, so uh, whichever ASSHOLE keeps replacing all my cool water with FUCKING ICE??? in my freezer needs to QUIT IT!!! thx :p
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look buddy, i don’t CARE about your relationship problems!! go watch dandadan and play it takes two like the rest of us…
July 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
look buddy, i don’t CARE about your relationship problems!! go watch dandadan and play it takes two like the rest of us…
twitter should change grok to gock for pride month. imagine “@ gock my coworker needs cpr do i legally have to”
June 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
twitter should change grok to gock for pride month. imagine “@ gock my coworker needs cpr do i legally have to”
sometimes kitty sits on my belly lying down and looks like a little bug eyed creature and we love it
June 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
sometimes kitty sits on my belly lying down and looks like a little bug eyed creature and we love it
if your lips taste like cherry chapstick all cola is a cherry cola
June 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
if your lips taste like cherry chapstick all cola is a cherry cola
Trans girl that summons the dregs of testosterone like All Might with OFA to deck some asshole
May 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Trans girl that summons the dregs of testosterone like All Might with OFA to deck some asshole
Young fella who "locks in" but means he's wearing his cage as opposed to focusing up
May 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Young fella who "locks in" but means he's wearing his cage as opposed to focusing up