Belt sand my frontal lobe please

Can someone hit this fucker and not miss this time??

Love teaching a person how to keep cool while validating their feelings, meanwhile I'm having an internal meltdown and smashing my computer

Playing Hawaiian Cocktail to stop a panic attack is further proof that I am very mentally ill

Owen Wilson and Jennifer Coolidge are just genderbent versions of one another and you can't convince me otherwise.

If the McDonald's Ceo reeeally wants to save his ass he should bring back all day breakfast too