Myrtle Beach Man
@myrtlebeachman.bsky.social
I’ve said too much. 843.
He looks like someone who believes you’ve got his nose
January 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
He looks like someone who believes you’ve got his nose
Even more of a Clemson name than Cade Klubnik, imo
January 21, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Even more of a Clemson name than Cade Klubnik, imo
As someone from the Train guy’s hometown, you are the far superior Patrick Monahan and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
As someone from the Train guy’s hometown, you are the far superior Patrick Monahan and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise
They might all be using Frylock’s CD to cheat. He forgot to put sports on it
January 21, 2026 at 3:49 PM
They might all be using Frylock’s CD to cheat. He forgot to put sports on it
Shoes had a moment
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Shoes had a moment
Nah, Iceland throws out a ho-hum national team to throw us off. Behind the scenes they’ve been training for this since ‘94, and any year now they’re going to run the table in the NHL draft. Dangerous. Or maybe DJT Jr. told me that in a coke-induced insanity, one or the other
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Nah, Iceland throws out a ho-hum national team to throw us off. Behind the scenes they’ve been training for this since ‘94, and any year now they’re going to run the table in the NHL draft. Dangerous. Or maybe DJT Jr. told me that in a coke-induced insanity, one or the other
“Your antenna was in the toilet water. Disgusting.”
“I told you, I had the flu!”
“I said my piece, Po.”
“I told you, I had the flu!”
“I said my piece, Po.”
January 20, 2026 at 10:39 PM
“Your antenna was in the toilet water. Disgusting.”
“I told you, I had the flu!”
“I said my piece, Po.”
“I told you, I had the flu!”
“I said my piece, Po.”
BUT BUT BUT I WAS PROMISED FREESIDE AND THE EXTINCTION OF HORSES
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 PM
BUT BUT BUT I WAS PROMISED FREESIDE AND THE EXTINCTION OF HORSES
I Google “neuromancer apple tv” looking for updates on the upcoming series much more than I’d care to admit but the anticipation’s getting me through the day lately
January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I Google “neuromancer apple tv” looking for updates on the upcoming series much more than I’d care to admit but the anticipation’s getting me through the day lately
Pittsburgh native, former IUP coach? Arn City
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Pittsburgh native, former IUP coach? Arn City
And in this facial expression, Mr. Cignetti is biting back vomit after beholding an image of Applebee’s tossing a perfectly good burger in a skillet of queso
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
And in this facial expression, Mr. Cignetti is biting back vomit after beholding an image of Applebee’s tossing a perfectly good burger in a skillet of queso
I was seriously worn out by a packed crowd laughing at Gone Girl but finally walked when Pike cutting NPH’s throat got people almost rolling in the aisles. Too bizarre.
January 20, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I was seriously worn out by a packed crowd laughing at Gone Girl but finally walked when Pike cutting NPH’s throat got people almost rolling in the aisles. Too bizarre.
I found a new one, but it might be Shea Whigham in True Detective idk
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I found a new one, but it might be Shea Whigham in True Detective idk
Miami must feel he projects a rugged masculinity.
January 20, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Miami must feel he projects a rugged masculinity.
Over on the other place, every time I had to be subjected to Rovell’s tweets I’d reply to him “Remember when Bill Buckner died and you made it all about you?”
January 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Over on the other place, every time I had to be subjected to Rovell’s tweets I’d reply to him “Remember when Bill Buckner died and you made it all about you?”
Only if you’re smart. If you’re stupid, it’s edgy!
January 20, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Only if you’re smart. If you’re stupid, it’s edgy!
Something about the last sentence has stuck with me since I read it 10 years ago. Damn, now I gotta re-read it.
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Something about the last sentence has stuck with me since I read it 10 years ago. Damn, now I gotta re-read it.
I ever tell you about when I was coaching in Omaha in 1948?
January 19, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I ever tell you about when I was coaching in Omaha in 1948?
I remember being worried he’d get pushed around when he reported to my Otters (age 17-18). He promptly laid down 51 in his first season and I gave up any hopes of ever being a scout.
January 19, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I remember being worried he’d get pushed around when he reported to my Otters (age 17-18). He promptly laid down 51 in his first season and I gave up any hopes of ever being a scout.
Yes. The Onion is real. All images published by The Onion are real. You are opening your checkbook now. You are writing me a
January 19, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Yes. The Onion is real. All images published by The Onion are real. You are opening your checkbook now. You are writing me a
You tried, Hobbes, and that’s what matters.
January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
You tried, Hobbes, and that’s what matters.