MysteriousTurtle
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Where did Zithi the baby goat learn to speak like that?! He definitely needs a nap with how cranky he is here, also clean underpants. What set him off now and does he realize or care that his shorts fell down?
January 22, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Where did Zithi the baby goat learn to speak like that?! He definitely needs a nap with how cranky he is here, also clean underpants. What set him off now and does he realize or care that his shorts fell down?
*Boops Jacob's nose and pulls his pants.*
January 19, 2026 at 12:38 AM
*Boops Jacob's nose and pulls his pants.*
That server is not a guy, he's just a boy who had an incomplete growth spurt. And is cursed by a goddess.
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
That server is not a guy, he's just a boy who had an incomplete growth spurt. And is cursed by a goddess.
So Sprout and Twig think bad boys wear only their underpants while posing for girls? At least the girls will have something to giggle about, and about everyone else, seeing these two goobers in their skivvies.
January 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
So Sprout and Twig think bad boys wear only their underpants while posing for girls? At least the girls will have something to giggle about, and about everyone else, seeing these two goobers in their skivvies.
Well, that could've been worse. This is why you read the labels.
January 8, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Well, that could've been worse. This is why you read the labels.
Aww, so cute! Cinnamon has adorable little underpants for a cute, small fairy. Good thing he didn't feel like the doll also needed undies.
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Aww, so cute! Cinnamon has adorable little underpants for a cute, small fairy. Good thing he didn't feel like the doll also needed undies.
Sure, ask help dealing with the "creepy elves on the shelves" from the also creepy-looking guy who looks like a Grinch knock off, Andy, I'm sure that'll end well for you. 🙄
If someone asks if I want help taking care of Christmas stuff like what Andy wants, I'd just back away from them.
If someone asks if I want help taking care of Christmas stuff like what Andy wants, I'd just back away from them.
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Sure, ask help dealing with the "creepy elves on the shelves" from the also creepy-looking guy who looks like a Grinch knock off, Andy, I'm sure that'll end well for you. 🙄
If someone asks if I want help taking care of Christmas stuff like what Andy wants, I'd just back away from them.
If someone asks if I want help taking care of Christmas stuff like what Andy wants, I'd just back away from them.
I wonder why AJ was unaffected by the toxic paint (who puts all that junk in paint, anyway!?)... I doubt Andy would have died falling from that height, though that belly flop may have fractured some bones. Looks like he could still stand and walk home in his underpants.
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I wonder why AJ was unaffected by the toxic paint (who puts all that junk in paint, anyway!?)... I doubt Andy would have died falling from that height, though that belly flop may have fractured some bones. Looks like he could still stand and walk home in his underpants.
Run for your life, Wolf! If you keep at a steady pace, Jessie will tire out. Don't want to contract any cooties Jessie has, especially if your immune system is weakened. It is cold and flu season, after all.
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Run for your life, Wolf! If you keep at a steady pace, Jessie will tire out. Don't want to contract any cooties Jessie has, especially if your immune system is weakened. It is cold and flu season, after all.
I'm curious to see his backstory fleshed out, like what was his life like in Heaven with other angels, what happened after his fall, and what was his reign like originally until Charlie was born. Did Lucifer have any siblings in Heaven, like the archangels Michael, Rafael, Gabriel, and Uriel?
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm curious to see his backstory fleshed out, like what was his life like in Heaven with other angels, what happened after his fall, and what was his reign like originally until Charlie was born. Did Lucifer have any siblings in Heaven, like the archangels Michael, Rafael, Gabriel, and Uriel?
Well, with Sarah's luck, she would've had her lady bits publicly exposed either with or without those "panties." She probably should've worn shorts underneath (but then we wouldn't get a free show)...
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Well, with Sarah's luck, she would've had her lady bits publicly exposed either with or without those "panties." She probably should've worn shorts underneath (but then we wouldn't get a free show)...
Does that mean BIG TROUBLE or something?
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November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Does that mean BIG TROUBLE or something?
What kind of girl do you mean? The kind that can't keep her clothes on during wacky hijinks? The kind of girl who forgets to do laundry and runs out of clean underwear? Or the clumsy girl whom everyone in town has seen naked or in her undies at least once?
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What kind of girl do you mean? The kind that can't keep her clothes on during wacky hijinks? The kind of girl who forgets to do laundry and runs out of clean underwear? Or the clumsy girl whom everyone in town has seen naked or in her undies at least once?
You sure? I'm stronger than I look. Plus, I'd rather not go berserk with rage when I'm attacked, especially against small children. They still need to be taught good behaviour.
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You sure? I'm stronger than I look. Plus, I'd rather not go berserk with rage when I'm attacked, especially against small children. They still need to be taught good behaviour.
*Grabs both of the little sharks and holds them in his lap, before flicking them in the balls.
Bad sharkies!
*Both stinkers are forced to wear towels over their undies and wearing signs that say "We didn't want to wear pants and we said bad words." Now they're in time out.
Bad sharkies!
*Both stinkers are forced to wear towels over their undies and wearing signs that say "We didn't want to wear pants and we said bad words." Now they're in time out.
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
*Grabs both of the little sharks and holds them in his lap, before flicking them in the balls.
Bad sharkies!
*Both stinkers are forced to wear towels over their undies and wearing signs that say "We didn't want to wear pants and we said bad words." Now they're in time out.
Bad sharkies!
*Both stinkers are forced to wear towels over their undies and wearing signs that say "We didn't want to wear pants and we said bad words." Now they're in time out.
I guess it's too late to clothe Andy before anyone else sees the boys. He'll just have to wait until they destroy the black cube and he comes to his senses. This probably won't be good for his neurotic brain.
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I guess it's too late to clothe Andy before anyone else sees the boys. He'll just have to wait until they destroy the black cube and he comes to his senses. This probably won't be good for his neurotic brain.
Uh oh, he's a nudist! Thankfully there was a leaf blowing by.
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Uh oh, he's a nudist! Thankfully there was a leaf blowing by.
Andy was the one to go full Gollum!? And what happened to his clothes!? You'd think that someone like Lucien would take up the role of Gollum if he was encountered... Someone better get Andy into his pants again before this gets any worse.
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Andy was the one to go full Gollum!? And what happened to his clothes!? You'd think that someone like Lucien would take up the role of Gollum if he was encountered... Someone better get Andy into his pants again before this gets any worse.
The monkey boy is the one being climbed over this time. Hopefully he can find something to do that lets Skreo and Mano can share him.
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The monkey boy is the one being climbed over this time. Hopefully he can find something to do that lets Skreo and Mano can share him.
Not sure how bad luck can kill someone tougher than a normal human unless it was very extreme.
October 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Not sure how bad luck can kill someone tougher than a normal human unless it was very extreme.
Nora dodged the Kaya missile by a hare.🐰
October 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Nora dodged the Kaya missile by a hare.🐰
If you could wear only three articles of clothing for a day, what would you choose?
October 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If you could wear only three articles of clothing for a day, what would you choose?
In my opinion, he works well in both.
October 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In my opinion, he works well in both.
Cute little sprite! How big is he, human sized or smaller? I wonder what race of Fairy he is or which one he resembles the most, the ones from Fairly Odd Parents, the Seven Deadly Sins, Disney movies, or some mix of the above? Fair warning, the fairies from Seven Deadly Sins don't wear underwear.
October 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Cute little sprite! How big is he, human sized or smaller? I wonder what race of Fairy he is or which one he resembles the most, the ones from Fairly Odd Parents, the Seven Deadly Sins, Disney movies, or some mix of the above? Fair warning, the fairies from Seven Deadly Sins don't wear underwear.
Princess Nora! The poor Bnuy is about to be hit by an ICBK (Intercontinental Ballistic Kaya) and become the center of a new friendship explosion.
October 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Princess Nora! The poor Bnuy is about to be hit by an ICBK (Intercontinental Ballistic Kaya) and become the center of a new friendship explosion.