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Nikki
@mythicalbeast.bsky.social
Book lover, friend of squirrels, cat mom, Rhett and Link super fan, Pokémon Go daily player. I make jokes when I’m nervous or anxious and I’m both of those things often.
One thing you can always count on when it's single digit weather in Michigan is that every person you encounter will need to tell you how cold it is, despite you already experiencing it for yourself.
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I know I'm in the minority with this, but I don't care for Christmas music before December. My office is playing it now. Today is November 10th. Thank God for AirPods.
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm sitting at work with a fever and not feeling well thanks to my coworkers who refused to stay home and/or wear a mask when they were sick. I can't say thank you enough. 🫤
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Another 'Good Morning' to everyone, except my coworker who came to work sick, but instead of wearing a mask, they're sneezing and coughing all over everything.
October 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Good morning to everyone except the person in my office who left the toaster setting on 4 causing my Pop-Tarts to burn.
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
My toxic trait is thinking that I can provide food for every bird and wild animal I see. (Not my hand, but I wish it was.)
a bird is eating seeds from a person 's hand with the words viralhog in the corner
ALT: a bird is eating seeds from a person 's hand with the words viralhog in the corner
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June 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It's storming horribly here. Why does the sound of thunder still scare the living crap out of me like it did when I was a kid?!
June 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I have one of the worst bouts of the flu I’ve ever had. Please send help or tips for getting rid of this quickly. 🤒
February 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
There's nothing like an overdraft notice when you're already stressing about the holidays. Thank you, Chase bank. (Yes, I know it's my fault so don't come at me, please.)
a man in a plaid shirt is holding a wallet and says i have no more money
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is holding a wallet and says i have no more money
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December 24, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Third year in a row! @rhettmc.mythical.com and Link are my Top Artists! Best feel good music I've ever known! 🤩🎶
December 6, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Some people are annoyed having to work these three days before Thanksgiving, but I kind of like it. The office is extra quiet so you can get caught up and the city is like a ghost town driving to and from work. It's pretty incredible to see this city mellowed out, if only for a short while.
November 26, 2024 at 12:36 PM
I've been at work for half an hour and I've already dropped an entire peanut butter covered bagel onto the front of my shirt. This is why I should always have a change of clothes at work.
November 21, 2024 at 12:56 PM
When your 'Sunday Scaries' start on Friday, you might be in the wrong job.
November 17, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I just accidentally ran into my favorite neighbor as he was bringing my Amazon package upstairs for me. (He's the nicest!) The only problem is that I haven't showered in two days, my hair is a rat's nest and without makeup, I look like a zombie. I am never leaving my apartment again. 🫣
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I’m excited to find this place that helps me smile when all I feel like doing is crying.

I’m Nikki - book lover, friend of squirrels, cat mom, Rhett and Link super fan, Pokémon Go obsessed player, and so much more to be revealed slowly. 🤪
November 10, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Hi, everyone! It’s my cool little dude Reynolds! 🥰
November 10, 2024 at 5:06 AM