Melanie
Melanie
@mythstae.bsky.social
That is, I believe, *rather* more adjacent than normal - you're... East Coast somewhere normally, aren't you?? I'm in Texas. Hell of a place for a girl from the PNW to end up...

I hope their surgery goes swimmingly, and you don't need to advocate like a mofo on their behalf!
January 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Greetings from a location most likely rather more adjacent to you than I normally am! 👋
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 AM
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
My Nanouk are the SLOWEST ROOTERS IN EXISTENCE OMG!!!
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Thank you! I'm very fortunate that they are so forgiving. Mystifying to find a plant with a commonly accepted propagation method of "chop n' plop". This was my most recent success of astonishing levels. I thought for sure I had put it in dirt for no reason. BUT I GOT A ROOT!
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I got into plants recently (October?) with a random occurrence of proplifting, I now have a collection of several varieties of tradescantia... Behold my Purple Heart... (Yes, I *did* just replant them all tonight...)
January 3, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I sympathize. My toddler was running, tripped, split forehead open on the fireplace. Off to the ER, 3 stitches. I now owe just shy of $2000.
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
EMBODIMENT
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
HOORAY
October 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I excused my weird behavior by pointing out that if the carts got much worse, one of them was going to hit my van. But really I was just offended at the cart disaster.
October 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Carts sticking out into the lot traffic, etc. A big mess. Once, I sorted out said mess. Take them all out, sort to size, nest properly. Fellow customer, perplexed, looked at me and declared me "Customer of the Year".
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
And still... You get... Dumb? Lazy? Malicious? Some combination of all of the above? Mofos, putting Little Carts into Big slot, ruining the nesting, and one Big Cart rammed into the opening of the Little Slot.
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
At a local store, there are Big Carts and Little Carts. They don't nest with each other. There are two Big slots in the cart return, and one Little slot.
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I, too, was both deeply skeeved *and also* aware that it isn't normally mentioned like that
October 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect?
October 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This whole thread is a great reminder. I should not, ex, post a photo of my baby, and alt text it "chubby potato", *even if I call my baby that*, because it is a baby, not a potato.
October 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
...that a few seconds of probing around revealed evidence of it. Brain was trying to tell me I was exaggerating or something. "Is it a Real Thing or am I just Forty with Two Young Kids" 😑 Why are brains?
September 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I did something to my back like... 2 weeks? Ish? Ago? Took most of a week to get in to the doctor, problem was still there, she started feeling around the muscles in the angry area, and was immediately like WOW! (The bad wow, ofc)
It was such a relief that there was A Problem so noticeable...
September 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
THAT'S SO GOOD
July 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Do you have interest in a chocolate zucchini cake recipe? If so, please see attached. Also: I personally prefer pecans to the walnuts the recipe recommends. Apologies for the recipe being in American.
July 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What a beautiful view! 😍 Love the stained glass windows!
June 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Well, you know, didn't want to be like "yeah that time I was in the hospital for over a month" without the context of "and then everything was Fine" (people like a happy ending!)
June 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hang on hang on, I have some pics from when I was in the hospital but able to take walks around the decorative pond...
(Months ago, pregnancy concerns, baby has been born and is healthy)
June 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The only person I know with a spare week of energy is my toddler 🤷‍♀️
May 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-caras...

Young child with ARFID and a recent G-Button (medical implant to pump nutrition directly into the stomach, for those what don't know). Family needs money because, well. *Gestures broadly at everything*
Donate to Keep Cara's Family Stable During Sebastien's Care, organized by Victoria Renault
My nephew Sebastien is finally getting a G- button! He is days shy … Victoria Renault needs your support for Keep Cara's Family Stable During Sebastien's Care
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May 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM