My Wife Says
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These are direct quotes of funny things I hear my wife say, presented without context. #shitmywifesays #funny #blutoid
You said Butt! That's different than Nipple.
January 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM
You said Butt! That's different than Nipple.
(in singsong) get oooouuuuuut of my husband's teeeeeeeth!
January 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
(in singsong) get oooouuuuuut of my husband's teeeeeeeth!
I was gonna get gas on the way home, but I got Chick-fil-A instead. So we need to get gas.
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I was gonna get gas on the way home, but I got Chick-fil-A instead. So we need to get gas.