MyWingman
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MyWingman
@mywingman.bsky.social
The Existential gag strip™
Nice flip-flops. I’d love to be that carefree, but I have too many people depending on me. #footwear #Caleb #MLKDay #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/19/26
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I just binged all of the Sopranos and all I got was this lousy habit of mispronouncing “Gabagool” and “mutz-a-rell”. #thesopranos #jamesgandolfini #sopranosmemes #davidchase #thesopranosquotes #pauliewalnuts #ravens #venezuela #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 1/5/26
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
My life’s so good, I don’t even need alcohol! (But I’ve been microdosing-just in case.)  #newyearsresolution #newyears #microdosing #aaronrodgers #newyearnewyou #Baddies #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/29/25
December 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Oh great, here comes Bob—bringing his signature chaos to the bar like it’s just part of the happy hour special. #bar #drunk #nightout #wasted #Christmas #ChristmasClassic #Xmas #SeasonGreetings #HappyHolidays #Vintage #family #reunion #Baddies #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/22/25
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I grew up in a neighborhood that got worse by the day-but we had cable, so we didn’t notice. #netflix #netflixmovies #netflixandchill #strangerthings #robreiner #cable #hbo #videomusicbox #thebox #larrydavid #hbo #tv #mtv #cinemax #Baddies #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/15/25
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
As a man, you can either be funny or have money. This isn’t poetry-it’s just the facts. #christmas #christmasgifts #santa #christmasiscoming #christmascountdown #holidayseason #holiday #gifts #family #giftideas #MariahCarey #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/8/25
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I ran all the way back here to say I’m sorry… now please call me an Uber before I die. #uber #sorry #soul #poser #fatty #work #tired #haircut #midlifecrisis #jalenrose #hiphop #richardpryor #whitehousexmas #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 12/1/25
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Mom and Dad worry about me constantly, but if they knew you were in a dump like this, they’d have something else to talk about. #BlackoutWednesday #gratitude #givingthanks #GivingTuesday #Thanksgiving #blackfriday #football #friendsgiving #family #parents #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 11/25/25
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’m really into this Vanessa Carlton/Rage Against the Machine mashup-a passive protest anthem, for when you’re mad at the system but also kind of just vibing. #electionday #votezo #votezohranmamdani #zohranmamdani #nymarathon #nyknicks #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 11/3/25
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I’m wearing a Misfits t-shirt today even though I know next to nothing about the music, I just went to a hot topic years ago… basically I’m a poser. #themisfits #danzig #horror #hardcore #punk #horrorbusiness #angiestone #DAngelo #spookyseason #spooktober #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 10/15/25
October 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
🎉 Today marks 12 Years of MyWingman!Celebrate with the new zine: “MyWingman Presents: BPMs & LOLs -A Tribute to Disc Jockeying” $5 w/ shipping. DM me for details! #12years #Zine #Zines #SelfPublishing #DIY #alternativecomics #book #reader #books #DJ #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 10/13/25
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🎛️ NEW ZINE DROP! 🎛️

MyWingman Presents: BPMs & LOLs — A Tribute to Disc Jockeying
10.13.25
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Zine. 🎶 DJs. 😂 Laughs. 🔥 Chaos. Repeat. Don’t sleep.
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#DJCulture #DiscJockeys #DJLife #ZineCulture #Zine #Zines #SelfPublishing #DIY #PartyStarter #Raves #TaylorSwift #art #mywingman
October 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Everyone’s nostalgic for Y2K, but I prefer the Decade of Greed—better coke, bigger phones. #y2k #y2kfashion #kyliejenner #2000s #parishilton #bratzdoll #bratz #aesthetic #babyphat #cybery2k #80s #80snostalgia #britneyspears #TaylorSwift #lawsuit #texans #supermodel #coke #art #mywingman 10/6/25
October 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Nothing’s a bigger turn-off than a guy showing me his bad tattoos… but honestly, the lack of self-awareness was kinda hot. #badtattoos #nyc #chinatown #tattoo #tattoos #inked #sleeve #ZohranMamdani #jayz #badbunny #existential #hot #sexy #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 9/29/25
September 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
September 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
She’s gorgeous and brilliant—but let’s be honest, I’m only saying this because she’s not in the room right now. #NYFW #modeling #NYFW2025 #Emmys #Emmys2025 #deniro #hanaheinbinder #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly #kelce #mets #panthers #FashionWeekNYC #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 9/15/25
September 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hey, where’d you get that shirt? Are you joining a ska band or crashing a swing dance? #nyfw #ska #skadancing #skadance #madness #swingers #vegasbaby #swingdance #dance #campcollar #menswear #therake #howardstern #nfl #usopen #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 9/8/25
September 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
September 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Question: Does being a divorced dad make you a better DJ… or does being a DJ just mean you’re a divorced dad? #dj #edm #Burningman #festivals #edm #Crypto #divorce #CryptoScam #consumerism #edm #dancemusic #existential #art #mywingman 8/25/25
August 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Freshman year, I dormed with a girl from Miami—the first person I’d ever seen wear a thong. We barely spoke, but she had a presence… or maybe that was just the body spray. #dormlife #amazonfinds #backtoschool #freshman15 #collegebound #miami #existential #undergroundcomix #art #mywingman 8/18/25
August 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM