Matt Zefferman
@mzefferman.bsky.social
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mzefferman.bsky.social
My masters advisor wrote a paper where they failed to train chickens to push buttons to turn on a heater. Even after they defeathered them.
mzefferman.bsky.social
"The toppings contain potassium benzoate." Whenever getting ice cream.
rockshrimp.bsky.social
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
mzefferman.bsky.social
Do you have a print if this available?
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elizabethhobson.bsky.social
**PhD POSITIONS** I am recruiting 1-2 PhD students to work on sociality and cognition in Monk Parakeets, starting Fall 2026. Full ad is here: hobsonresearch.com/index.php/20... (please help spread the word!)
Image showing Hobson Lab logo (with parakeets, a social network, and R code), two Monk Parakeets, and several individually-marked parakeets with the text "Now recruiting PhD students!!"
mzefferman.bsky.social
This was the most played non-kid song on my playlist last year.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Lauryn Hill releases “The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill” this week in 1998 — making her not only the first hip-hop artist to win a Grammy for Album of the Year but also the first woman since Debbie Gibson to debut at #1 with a song she wrote, recorded and produced on her own.

“Doo Wop (That Thing)”
mzefferman.bsky.social
I once wrote a sentence that stated that the iterative development of weapons technology was akin to what evolutionary biologists call an "arms race."
Canon
xkcd.com
mzefferman.bsky.social
But what about all your friends who are no longer single?
mzefferman.bsky.social
48 - 50 (not counting airports or drive-bys). I'm pretty sure I have not visited Tucson or Tulsa as an adult, but maybe as a kid. Disappointing that this does not include cities in Alaska or the entire upper half of the country between St Paul and Portland.
kojotaylor.bsky.social
How many y’all have visited? I’m up to 14
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sfiscience.bsky.social
Applications are open for SFI's 2026 Complexity Postdoctoral Fellowships

If you’ve recently earned a Ph.D. in any scientific field and want to pursue independent, transdisciplinary research, consider applying.

Deadline: October 1, 2025
Apply here: santafe.edu/sfifellowship
mzefferman.bsky.social
We can use all that stuff at NPS.
mzefferman.bsky.social
Here are my two for the Double Feature.
Movie poster for Attack the Block (2011). Movie poster for They Cloned Tyrone (2024).
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jessicacalarco.com
In non-lab fields, faculty typically help MA/PhD students develop solo projects that aren't part of the faculty member's research, and that the faculty won't be a coauthor on. Faculty in non-lab fields also typically increase their advising load post-tenure, limiting their own time for research. 2/
mzefferman.bsky.social
Similarly, Obra Dinn is one of the video games that gives me motion sickness. Otherwise, it seemed great!
mzefferman.bsky.social
I watched the whole Frozen movie with my daughter, and not once does Elsa wear a dress with her own picture on it.
mzefferman.bsky.social
Have you played Outer Wilds or Blue Prince?
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meredithmeredith.bsky.social
'Meredith,' some guys ask, 'why won't you shove AI into Signal?'

Because we love privacy, and we love you, and this shit is predictable and unacceptable. Use Signal ❤️
Guardian headline saying, "‘It’s terrifying’: WhatsApp AI helper mistakenly shares user’s number
Chatbot tries to change subject after serving up unrelated user’s mobile to man asking for rail firm helpline"
mzefferman.bsky.social
It might be easier with another libertarian/authoritarian axis.
mzefferman.bsky.social
A) Edward Bellamy's Looking Backward.
mzefferman.bsky.social
We also just sorted that "princesses" are real, but "princesses with magical powers" are pretend.
mzefferman.bsky.social
In the four-year-old's process of sorting out "real" from "pretend," my favorite part is discovering the fantastical, yet very real, things that she insists are pretend.

This morning's examples are "the Taj Mahal" and "bats."

The world is full of wonders.