Jonzy
@mzjonz.bsky.social
My wife got our marriage license and now I can holler "PAPERS" when I don't agree.
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My wife got our marriage license and now I can holler "PAPERS" when I don't agree.
Currently wrapping my mind on going back to work next week after being off since 7/27. I really don't wanna but that money, my baby...
Mama wanna go splurge at Sam's and the GOOD Dollar Tree.
Mama wanna go splurge at Sam's and the GOOD Dollar Tree.
October 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Currently wrapping my mind on going back to work next week after being off since 7/27. I really don't wanna but that money, my baby...
Mama wanna go splurge at Sam's and the GOOD Dollar Tree.
Mama wanna go splurge at Sam's and the GOOD Dollar Tree.
I ain't been over here in a month...
I got married and everything.
I got married and everything.
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I ain't been over here in a month...
I got married and everything.
I got married and everything.
Centipede just came on and I became Rebbie Jonz...
August 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Centipede just came on and I became Rebbie Jonz...
I ready to go back to work but I don't wanna work anymore.
August 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I ready to go back to work but I don't wanna work anymore.
So Far Ahead is my favorite song today.
August 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So Far Ahead is my favorite song today.
She ate the whole cookie. Now, we bout to eat some fried polla sahshas with mustard on white bread.
August 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
She ate the whole cookie. Now, we bout to eat some fried polla sahshas with mustard on white bread.
Very unhinged. Do not recommend.
Me: "Baby, I need you to go in your closet and put all that early 2000 stud attire in a trash bag."
Her: *taken aback* "I gotta part with my sweater vests and plaid button downs?"
Her: *taken aback* "I gotta part with my sweater vests and plaid button downs?"
July 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Very unhinged. Do not recommend.
These are 2x a day(showers) and aluminum in your deodorants weather. Act accordingly.
June 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
These are 2x a day(showers) and aluminum in your deodorants weather. Act accordingly.
I felt the spirit of abundance just a few minutes ago. Whenever I want to complain abt my crib, I think of my rent. It's low as fuck in this market and I don't have to pay for water. I know our next move is a house but I'm wearing this out until it's time.
May 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I felt the spirit of abundance just a few minutes ago. Whenever I want to complain abt my crib, I think of my rent. It's low as fuck in this market and I don't have to pay for water. I know our next move is a house but I'm wearing this out until it's time.
Made my way over finally...
Hey, Hi, Hello!
Hey, Hi, Hello!
May 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Made my way over finally...
Hey, Hi, Hello!
Hey, Hi, Hello!