mztthzw
@mztthzw.bsky.social
Love talking to myself here
July 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Love talking to myself here
Shorting stock of any company that has ‘please consider the environment before printing this email’ in its signatures
May 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Shorting stock of any company that has ‘please consider the environment before printing this email’ in its signatures
Announced to the office they’re sending katy Perry into space today and no one cares so I will be looking for new jobs promptly
April 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Announced to the office they’re sending katy Perry into space today and no one cares so I will be looking for new jobs promptly
Why would I ask an AI to make a professional headshot of me when I can just take a professional headshot of me bc I’m not a crust
April 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Why would I ask an AI to make a professional headshot of me when I can just take a professional headshot of me bc I’m not a crust
Not going to google things anymore I’ll just not know
March 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Not going to google things anymore I’ll just not know
No one is important enough to have email autoresponders like ‘I’m in meetings all day’ like oh I’m sorry Madame president
February 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
No one is important enough to have email autoresponders like ‘I’m in meetings all day’ like oh I’m sorry Madame president
1000000% tariffs on Americans buying concert tickets for European dates
February 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
1000000% tariffs on Americans buying concert tickets for European dates
Downloading my entire TikTok fyp every day and sending them to my American friends
January 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Downloading my entire TikTok fyp every day and sending them to my American friends