Shout out to the train conductor who blew the horn the entire time I crossed to get to the station because I was trying to catch my train that had just arrived. I missed my train, you made me cry (already having a bad day), and you still had to wait at the intersection.

Why does excel hate MPa? I have never once meant Mpa

Tried to lime to work this morning which went terribly because of a "no go zone" -- I had to walk anyway. I looked it up and the city has an ordinance against scooters and skates. Why do they hate pedestrians so much?

Didn't sleep well last night, coffee pls save me

Is it me, or were all the nyt games weird today???

I wanted to get a latté but I'm too laté

Man, that interview really does sound like a dictator tho

Help, I don't know how to use twitter