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Nigel Auchterlounie
@n-auchterlounie.bsky.social
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Writer. Mostly of comics. Mostly The Beano. Most notably, Dennis and Gnasher. But also cartoons. Whitley Bay.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 1h
And making theft illegal would “kill” the thieving industry. Good. Make theft illegal again.
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The Verge @theverge.com · May 26
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 57m
Thanks Barry! 🙂
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 1h
What's got four legs and quacks?
Two ducks.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 3h
In this week's Beano, Dennis imagines he's Sir Dennis of Menace.
Art by @npbeanocartoonist.bsky.social
Script by me.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 3h
In this week's Beano Brainy discovers sours are bad for your teeth!
Words and pictures by me.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 3h
Look at Hunt Emerson's beautiful work in this week's Beano.
Script by me.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 4h
Thanks Scott! :)
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 14h
The Long walk.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 14h
The Long walk.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 1d
I would ask Robert Jenrick why it is that British migrants in Benidorm don't "integrate" when living in Spain?

They all live near each other.

Eat and drink in English restaurants and bars.
It's different though, somehow, when we do the exact same thing, yeah?
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d
Robert Jenrick complained of ‘not seeing another white face’ in part of Birmingham
Robert Jenrick complained of ‘not seeing another white face’ in part of Birmingham
Shadow justice secretary criticised for suggesting he could tell how integrated Handsworth was based on 90-minute visit Robert Jenrick complained about visiting an area of Birmingham where he “didn’t see another white face” and said it was not the kind of country he wanted to live in. After highlighting the lack of white people, the shadow justice secretary said it was not about “the colour of your skin or your faith” and he wanted people to live alongside each other. Continue reading...
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 1d
There's a deleted scene to this where he says, "I gave the dog a full viennetta!"

Then he goes on about dogs being lactose intolerant and the dog coating the hall with diarrhoea, and him trying to clean it up with his wife's bobble hat.

But it had to be cut due to pacing issues.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 1d
😄
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 1d
Looking that way!
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 1d
Thanks Matt! 😀
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 1d
Thanks Andy!
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 1d
"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 4d
Be careful with your prompt.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 2d
How does this keep happening!?!
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 4d
Be careful with your prompt.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 4d
"Put that the end was satisfying."
"But..."
"Satisfying!"
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 4d
There's a gun in the logo!
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 5d
That's really nice!
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 5d
I will never watch a film with an AI actor.
Never.
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Film Stories @filmstories.bsky.social · 5d
AI 'actor' Tilly Norwood is said to already have a talent agent. The response, however, suggests audiences aren’t yet ready to embrace the tech.
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Tilly Norwood | We can still fight back against the rise of creepy AI actors
AI 'actor' Tilly Norwood is said to already have a talent agent. The public response suggests audiences aren’t yet ready to embrace the tech.
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 6d
I'm a vegetarian. I had a dog. I would never have dreamt of putting my dog on a veggie diet. That seems nuts to me!

For the record, Gnasher is an omnivore.
He'll eat meat and homework and TV remotes and skateboards and the plant in the hall.
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