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There are no words to describe the deep disgust in the pit of my stomach and inside my bones. #Justice4SaschaRiley

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Epstein Criminal Network EXPOSED?: Survivor Sascha Riley Testimony PART 1 [Audio]
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January 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Ok ok Im done.....maybe
January 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I have so many of these!

Ben Shapiro believes facts don’t care about feelings, but he checks his mentions hourly just in case.
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Steven Crowder’s ‘Change My Mind’ table folds up because it’s never meant to support weight — intellectual or otherwise.
January 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Candace Owens gets her talking points from a magic 8-ball that only says “Actually,” “Do your research,” and “You’re emotional.”
January 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Charlie Kirk’s worldview is held together by font choice, and if the kerning collapses, so does the argument.
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Steven Crowder is legally required to cosplay masculinity, or he loses his powers and must speak softly for 24 hours.
January 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Candace Owens is a social experiment to see how many times the word “actually” can be said before meaning collapses entirely.
January 11, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Ben Shapiro’s entire ideology is powered by a cursed debate bell, and if you interrupt him before it rings, he gains strength.
January 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Tucker Carlson doesn’t blink because blinking is woke.
January 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Joe Rogan guests aren’t booked — they’re drawn at random from a vibrating hat labeled “Guys Who Say ‘They Don’t Want to Get Political.’”
January 11, 2026 at 1:56 PM
The entire right-wing podcast ecosystem is actually one long improv scene, and the rule is “never say yes, always escalate.”
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Let's do some Libertarian kool kids club stuff..

Jordan Peterson is actually a haunted lectern, possessed by the ghost of a Victorian schoolmaster who lost a debate in 1897 and never recovered.
January 11, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The entire 2025 MAGA movement is a vibes-based LARP, and the final boss is basic media literacy.
January 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Truth Social is powered by one cursed server, located in a Bass Pro Shop pyramid.
January 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Project 2025 is an immersive theater experience, and participation is mandatory but the audience doesn’t know it yet.
January 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
The “deep state” is actually just a shared Google Doc, and everyone keeps forgetting to hit Save.
January 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene believes the Constitution is alive, and that it texts her directly but only in all caps.
Have we tried out conspiracy theory-ing the conspiracy theorists? No amount of rationality will change an irrational opinion thats based on vibes & rhetoric, so let's be irrational. Worth a shot right? Here goes:

ICE is actually a deep state meth trafficking cell of the Chinese government.
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 PM
RFK Jr.’s voice is the result of a government trial to see how much vocal fry the human soul can withstand before achieving enlightenment.
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 PM
MAGA podcasts aren’t recorded — they’re summoned, using ring lights, bad acoustics, and one guy who won’t stop interrupting.
January 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Tradwife TikTok is funded by Big Apron, which collapsed in the 90s and is seeking revenge.

Im in a mooooooood!
January 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
The anti-vax wellness pipeline is actually a candle MLM, and every health claim unlocks a new scent like “Sovereign Immunity Sage.”
January 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Crypto MAGA guys don’t believe in money — they believe in the concept of money, spiritually.
January 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a sentient Facebook Live, not a person, and occasionally glitches when exposed to real-time fact-checking.
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
QAnon is an abandoned escape room, and the clues keep getting more complicated because no one wants to admit they lost the key in 2021.
Have we tried out conspiracy theory-ing the conspiracy theorists? No amount of rationality will change an irrational opinion thats based on vibes & rhetoric, so let's be irrational. Worth a shot right? Here goes:

ICE is actually a deep state meth trafficking cell of the Chinese government.
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM