being poly’s great coz you get to have multiple breakups happen on the same day! so cool!

okay Dan Dan Dan, seriously? a hot dominatrix school nurse??

tried to flirt with someone with a cute dog, ended up just petting the dog 😎😭

why do the worst drivers always drive Nissan Altimas??

today has been a day of “hey we got nothing on our agenda doc, so can we cancel our meeting?” and i’m not complaining 😎

So excited for the 2nd season of #Arcane, but damn i was really hoping they’d change this atrocious opening song 🙃

ok so maybe platform docs weren’t the best idea to wear while walking around pdx. i already have blisters

oh hi hello. this isn’t twitter?