N3rdM3tal
n3rdm3tal.bsky.social
N3rdM3tal
@n3rdm3tal.bsky.social
He/Him.

Chef, nerd, dad
My wife and I have been married for 8 years and together for 10.

Is it too late to tell her that I would rather have an angry porcupine shoved up my ass than be without her?

Should I have put that in my vows? Someone better at romance please help me.
February 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Audible finally was able to correctly download Heavenly Tyrant. Time to listen.
December 26, 2024 at 6:01 PM
It had arrived and my wife is SO HAPPY. Thank you @froggercube.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Just finished Chapter 20 of Red Sonja: Consumed.

You know, that description of a bear and it's behavior was pretty good. Like perhaps it was written by someone very familiar with bears, or even a bear themself. Just saying @gailsimone.bsky.social it's kinda suspicious.
November 25, 2024 at 6:29 PM
My wife jokingly said she got with me to make her conservative parents mad.

Jokes on her, I'm going to discover immortality and make her parents live forever so she never wants to get rid of me!
November 9, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I've been kinda quiet over on the bird app about recent events because it's owner is in the pocket of a fascist dictator.

But until p2025 goes live this place is still fairly safe online.

there is nothing groundbreaking I can say that hasn't already been said. But I'm scared.
November 7, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Wrapped up the DOOM ripoff arc of my home LANCER game. What Gundam plot should I cannibalize now?
November 1, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Proud dad moment. My daughter said she wanted chains to add to a skirt she got. I happened to have one surviving chain from my old tripp pants.

I've passed it down.
October 31, 2024 at 3:00 AM
All bars should keep a box of CCG boosters to sell.

I want to feel like Geralt walking in to a pub to buy a shot of vodka and a Gwent card.
October 24, 2024 at 5:58 PM
The kids at my work have a produce garden. Their pepper plants went bonkers this year. So I am roasting the last of the harvest, the air in my kitchen is SPICY.
October 18, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Looked at my pfp here and was reminded that I also have some Brandy I made. homemade Sazerac time.
October 18, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Rough starting over here. But at least I have my proper name. Lost the OG N3rdM3tal years ago because I suggested that TERFs found facedown in the mud is a good thing.
October 17, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Just heard Sandstorm - Darude playing loudly from a car stopped at a red light.

It has been 20 years since I heard that song out in the wild
October 9, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I keep forgetting about this app.
May 9, 2024 at 6:45 PM
God I miss playing and running TTRPG. It's been like a year and a half because nobody has consistent or matching schedules. It's the worst
September 29, 2023 at 3:32 PM
Look. If I don't call the MC Guts and don't say the word "Doom" during the demon/zombie chapter then I haven't ripped off Berserk and Doom and the story is completely original.

Thats how inspiration works. You stand at the edge of plagiarism and hope you don't trip.
September 15, 2023 at 3:49 AM
Finally been getting back to some of the stories I was writing and should be working on more.

One of them is on the Vatican heist chapter.
September 14, 2023 at 3:52 AM