Nathan
@n4th4niel.bsky.social
‘money can only give happiness where there is nothing else to give it. Beyond a competence, it can afford no real satisfaction, as far as mere self is concerned’ -Jane Austin
Livin life with a bad bitch mentality
Livin life with a bad bitch mentality
I felt like an ancient relic today cause apparently it is crazy to have owned just dance 1.
January 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I felt like an ancient relic today cause apparently it is crazy to have owned just dance 1.
If I wanted to sell my soul for petty change, I’d be a hooker instead of being law enforcement.
I’d be able to sleep with myself and probably make better pay.
That’s just me though.
I’d be able to sleep with myself and probably make better pay.
That’s just me though.
January 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
If I wanted to sell my soul for petty change, I’d be a hooker instead of being law enforcement.
I’d be able to sleep with myself and probably make better pay.
That’s just me though.
I’d be able to sleep with myself and probably make better pay.
That’s just me though.
My dream man, like most women, is a knight from medieval times.
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
My dream man, like most women, is a knight from medieval times.
2D should be 3D
3D should be 4D
And so on, because we always forget the D that is time. And time will fuck you over, so it is a D one mustn’t forget
3D should be 4D
And so on, because we always forget the D that is time. And time will fuck you over, so it is a D one mustn’t forget
January 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
2D should be 3D
3D should be 4D
And so on, because we always forget the D that is time. And time will fuck you over, so it is a D one mustn’t forget
3D should be 4D
And so on, because we always forget the D that is time. And time will fuck you over, so it is a D one mustn’t forget
If I had a nickel for every time I had to explain the phrase “drinking the kool-aid” to someone I’d have two very awkwardly earned nickels.
Cause you gotta bring up Jonestown. No way around it.
Cause you gotta bring up Jonestown. No way around it.
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I had to explain the phrase “drinking the kool-aid” to someone I’d have two very awkwardly earned nickels.
Cause you gotta bring up Jonestown. No way around it.
Cause you gotta bring up Jonestown. No way around it.
Half hour left in the movie we were watching,
Decided to switch it to the ball drop,
Wanted to finish our movie afterwards,
Movie left hbo on the 31st.
Couldn’t finish it.
Decided to switch it to the ball drop,
Wanted to finish our movie afterwards,
Movie left hbo on the 31st.
Couldn’t finish it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Half hour left in the movie we were watching,
Decided to switch it to the ball drop,
Wanted to finish our movie afterwards,
Movie left hbo on the 31st.
Couldn’t finish it.
Decided to switch it to the ball drop,
Wanted to finish our movie afterwards,
Movie left hbo on the 31st.
Couldn’t finish it.
Had an epiphany today;
The likelihood the pope has eaten a hotdog is now at an all time high!
The likelihood the pope has eaten a hotdog is now at an all time high!
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Had an epiphany today;
The likelihood the pope has eaten a hotdog is now at an all time high!
The likelihood the pope has eaten a hotdog is now at an all time high!
Gay son or Thor daughter?
Both.
They self regulate each other.
Both.
They self regulate each other.
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Gay son or Thor daughter?
Both.
They self regulate each other.
Both.
They self regulate each other.
Just realized my phone has very quietly been playing funky town for maybe the past two hours.
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Just realized my phone has very quietly been playing funky town for maybe the past two hours.
Are there any WNBA players with their needy little man sitting pretty court side at every game?
I need to observe some shit for research purposes…
I need to observe some shit for research purposes…
December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Are there any WNBA players with their needy little man sitting pretty court side at every game?
I need to observe some shit for research purposes…
I need to observe some shit for research purposes…
Strippers who work in countries where the Euro is the currency…
Do you make better money or are you dodging coins mid performance?
Do you make better money or are you dodging coins mid performance?
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Strippers who work in countries where the Euro is the currency…
Do you make better money or are you dodging coins mid performance?
Do you make better money or are you dodging coins mid performance?
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to bust it down sexual style for a bad bitch you love,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep.
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to bust it down sexual style for a bad bitch you love,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep.
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to bust it down sexual style for a bad bitch you love,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep.
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to bust it down sexual style for a bad bitch you love,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep.
What keywords do I have to throw into Pinterest to see fit-Inpos for someone who is going for the cool older sister in a 2000s coming of age film for teens? 🤨
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
What keywords do I have to throw into Pinterest to see fit-Inpos for someone who is going for the cool older sister in a 2000s coming of age film for teens? 🤨
Nobody talks about the mortifying embarrassment that comes with having a water bottle that is too big to hold with one hand.
Cause you are two hand, goo-goo ga-ga-ing that bitch.
And like are you supposed to open or close your eyes while doing that shit.
There is no right answer.
Cause you are two hand, goo-goo ga-ga-ing that bitch.
And like are you supposed to open or close your eyes while doing that shit.
There is no right answer.
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Nobody talks about the mortifying embarrassment that comes with having a water bottle that is too big to hold with one hand.
Cause you are two hand, goo-goo ga-ga-ing that bitch.
And like are you supposed to open or close your eyes while doing that shit.
There is no right answer.
Cause you are two hand, goo-goo ga-ga-ing that bitch.
And like are you supposed to open or close your eyes while doing that shit.
There is no right answer.
At this point who is the “land of the free” even free for?
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
At this point who is the “land of the free” even free for?
If I had an unlimited amount of Burt’s Bees sweet mandarin chapstick’s, I’d be sucking those shits down like they were cigarettes
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
If I had an unlimited amount of Burt’s Bees sweet mandarin chapstick’s, I’d be sucking those shits down like they were cigarettes
I’ve got a hunger only Polly Pocket clothes can satiate
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’ve got a hunger only Polly Pocket clothes can satiate
You will never out live your vampire phase
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
You will never out live your vampire phase
If you aren’t going though life thinking about what song your gonna have to lip sync to next, are you even ready for life?
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
If you aren’t going though life thinking about what song your gonna have to lip sync to next, are you even ready for life?
Thinking about the pain of dropping your iPod nano in the middle of a banger.
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Thinking about the pain of dropping your iPod nano in the middle of a banger.
Just embedded a new piece of pencil into my skin today!
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just embedded a new piece of pencil into my skin today!
5 hour Wendigoon video + Me re-entering my Minecraft era.
Heavenly.
Heavenly.
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
5 hour Wendigoon video + Me re-entering my Minecraft era.
Heavenly.
Heavenly.
There is a high probability our modern day DaVinci is drawing yaoi.
Which renaissance painters were lowkey doing anyways.
So I guess nothings changed.
Which renaissance painters were lowkey doing anyways.
So I guess nothings changed.
October 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
There is a high probability our modern day DaVinci is drawing yaoi.
Which renaissance painters were lowkey doing anyways.
So I guess nothings changed.
Which renaissance painters were lowkey doing anyways.
So I guess nothings changed.
Can someone make a mockumentary about ao3 authors.
I want a documentary crew following multiple authors through their day to day lives. One of them is a like a lawyer or something. Another is in hospital after a crazy accident. And another is a 15 year old girl that doesn’t speak English.
I want a documentary crew following multiple authors through their day to day lives. One of them is a like a lawyer or something. Another is in hospital after a crazy accident. And another is a 15 year old girl that doesn’t speak English.
October 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Can someone make a mockumentary about ao3 authors.
I want a documentary crew following multiple authors through their day to day lives. One of them is a like a lawyer or something. Another is in hospital after a crazy accident. And another is a 15 year old girl that doesn’t speak English.
I want a documentary crew following multiple authors through their day to day lives. One of them is a like a lawyer or something. Another is in hospital after a crazy accident. And another is a 15 year old girl that doesn’t speak English.
Let me vent for a second
Do you know what the word for a trillion is in German? It’s eine Billion
So you must be asking what is a Billion in German… Eine Milliarde
Which is not to be confused with a million wich is eine Million
What the fuck. It’s Just BS really.
Do you know what the word for a trillion is in German? It’s eine Billion
So you must be asking what is a Billion in German… Eine Milliarde
Which is not to be confused with a million wich is eine Million
What the fuck. It’s Just BS really.
October 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Let me vent for a second
Do you know what the word for a trillion is in German? It’s eine Billion
So you must be asking what is a Billion in German… Eine Milliarde
Which is not to be confused with a million wich is eine Million
What the fuck. It’s Just BS really.
Do you know what the word for a trillion is in German? It’s eine Billion
So you must be asking what is a Billion in German… Eine Milliarde
Which is not to be confused with a million wich is eine Million
What the fuck. It’s Just BS really.