Apparently it pays well for these NYC/Chicago gays to go to bars every night and have time/energy to go to the gym daily. I want this magical job they have.

I run a cleaning service, it's free.

My mouth works better than your hand

My beard could be the bush 🤔 just gotta get pretty close to it first

Can I go first?

I try, it just sucks living in a college town when you're not a young twink.

To add context, I've been called obese and fat by multiple of the dudes on all the apps. I know I'm not skinny, but most of them aren't either. I don't really care as long as the person doesn't look like they do hard drugs or are old and pushy. Even when I was 155lbs and bones, they still did it...

Haha yeah, I came every time

I love AJR. They're all so cute. But also yeah, they definitely lean into that millennial/Gen Z anxiety

I'm sure I can cook something up to fill it up

You wouldn't have to worry about that if my mouth was near

If it were me, you could skip the formalities 😈