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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF

@n9x.tel

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · Jul 29

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 7h

If i actually get a second to do anything im thinkin of drawin a were-reed for halloween its been a long time since ive drawn anything for the holiday

Literally just him but bigger and scruffier but yk

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 7h

Im not at all afraid of social interaction, as many people can attest to lmfao, so me being afraid to message someone is like notably odd

Going from that to “Whats Good Grandma how that tomb rattlin” in less than like 3mo is so funny

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 7h

A bit ago i was legit afraid to msg them for the first time just bc i figured they were older, more seasoned, and much busier than i am

Now 90% of our convos see them poking fun at me for acting like an old man, being a detail freak w/ my art, and chastising me for never taking breaks hfjnd

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 9h

me sending a direct message to my #1 favorite, most personally-respected artist in the community just now:

“hello shorty”

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 1d

"hey can i get my medication a little early im about to run out"

"oh sure! ive got it riiiigghhtt herrre-" [lowering hand into box, pulls out a 🖕]

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 1d

awesome country 30ct generic concerta is $42ish but a 7ct just to get me to my next appointment is $100.43 we love that

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 1d

the cherry on top with the video is that he liked his own reply

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 1d

'The what picture?'

"RXK Nephew Caught Being Curious About Ants"

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 1d

any time i mention this dude or hear him mentioned i just think about this video and the Ant picture

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 1d

"She like 'how we been fuckin for an hour and you still cant nut'
She like 'how you sleepin with your eyes wide open'"

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 1d

"me and all my fans booted up
one of my fans sleep standin up"

"everyone in the crowd offerin me free molly
everybody levitating like Chris Angels is here"

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 1d

dude there are so many rxknephew tracks that dont have lyrics anywhere i need people to start writing the shit this dude says down

youtu.be/sp9tJbfPyUA?...

5. Änglar : Rest in Pi** Medusa Gamla Stan!! "MCAT KLUBB" mix

YouTube video by Dj Worm - Topic

youtu.be

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 2d

you get into this joke cascade and its like the same dopamine rush youd get draining multiple halfcourt shots in a row while a crowd chants the rising number lmfao

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 2d

then it was "what if her whole body is like that so its like regular skin normally but then if she runs into a brick wall it like instantly case-hardens her shit so she can go right through it, and AGAIN she only uses this ability to do stupid bits like smashing shit over her head while drunk"

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 2d

we had to come up with some weird ass scifi way for her to give crazy top it was imperative you hear me

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 2d

then it was "what if her zigzaggy "teeth" are made of like a weird sorta non-newtonian material that can either be razor sharp or soft depending on how much pressure is exerted on/by them. what if she could sharpen and file them into different shapes like big dumb vampire fangs for halloween lmfao"

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 2d

all of that shit i came up with regarding kethra stemmed from thinking "wouldnt it be funny if the character with no eyes actually had a bunch of them but theyre all inside her head alongside a bunch of empty eyesockets byrgenwerth style that might be kind of sick"

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 2d

the only times youll see me write anything serious or porn-y is if its in SERVICE to a stupid bit. everything is subordinate to Jokes

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 2d

ive never been one for roleplaying and i hate writing anything overly serious or porn-y for art, but if you let me loose to write character development/interaction shit in the form of stupid bits i will lock in like my entire pissass life was leading up to that moment lmfao

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 2d

oh i just used the poly lasso tool and farted a shape out LMFAOO. then just found a good "shadowy pharmaceutical company thats perpetually staring down a barrel stuffed with wrongful death suits" typeface

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 2d

in this case its extra sick because shes not only just a normal person, but shes also a little dumb and on a "do you dare me to break this bottle over my head" type beat

i even wrote a bit about how shes actually insanely intelligent but literally refuses to be bc thinking is 'boring nerd shit'

The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 2d

its sort of me imposing my own ideas on kai admittedly, but he seems really enthusiastic about the dumb shit i come up with lol

i really really like the idea of an OP character with weird, dangerous abilities some corp/govt wants to wield just being normal and totally unbothered by inept pursuers

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 2d

- and the govt is literally too stupid and anchored to the floor by bureaucratic shit to get her. she isnt even trying to hide in public and everyones just cool with her lmfao

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The Headass Horseman 🔞 MFF @n9x.tel · 2d

the whole bit we've come up with atm is that shes a former researcher who willingly did an experiment on herself that led to her looking like that, willingly submitted herself to lab confinement so her former team could poke and prod at her, realized she hated being cooped up, broke out, -

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