You know what, that was shitty. My ex-wife is a genuinely good person, and I don't wish ill on her. I was just angry on the day I made that comment.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

It's almost over now, but there was also Chelsea v Wolves

My reply is usually along the lines of "Oh stop screaming, there's food in your bowl."

A source of food and a janitor?