Sassy even when in the midst of being assaulted
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sassy even when in the midst of being assaulted
I love my new junkie bike so much, been riding around town all morning going 'haha 😌' and '🚲💁♀️'
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I love my new junkie bike so much, been riding around town all morning going 'haha 😌' and '🚲💁♀️'
Me and my new bike
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Me and my new bike
Bought a bike off a junkie for 20 euros, feels like 2012!
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Bought a bike off a junkie for 20 euros, feels like 2012!
No familyyyyy is safe... when I sashayyyy
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
No familyyyyy is safe... when I sashayyyy
tonight's Ams dilemma is Perfume Genius vs Claire-Louise Bennett. choose yr fighter, where is everyone going?
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
tonight's Ams dilemma is Perfume Genius vs Claire-Louise Bennett. choose yr fighter, where is everyone going?
When he checks all the boxes but this is the list:
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When he checks all the boxes but this is the list:
Sorry to this man
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Sorry to this man
Wasp on the bus ruining everyone's life
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Wasp on the bus ruining everyone's life
Listening to heart-wrenching music while my cat is cleaning her asshole beside me
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Listening to heart-wrenching music while my cat is cleaning her asshole beside me
it's Anna Delvey, for fuck's sake
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
it's Anna Delvey, for fuck's sake
Brittany Murphy was such a sweetie in Clueless. Makes me sad that she's no longer around
November 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Brittany Murphy was such a sweetie in Clueless. Makes me sad that she's no longer around
Geddit... don't let me down, online friends!
November 1, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Geddit... don't let me down, online friends!
Can't wait to show you all my costume for this year, it's very 'online'
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Can't wait to show you all my costume for this year, it's very 'online'
Straight men: what does it mean when you send a woman a link to an event w/o further text? Is this a bid for a date? A dispersal of social 'information'? I can only read clear social cues, please help
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Straight men: what does it mean when you send a woman a link to an event w/o further text? Is this a bid for a date? A dispersal of social 'information'? I can only read clear social cues, please help
Last night someone gave me the weakest handshake I've ever been made privy to and I'm still reeling from it
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Last night someone gave me the weakest handshake I've ever been made privy to and I'm still reeling from it
Neighbor and I found a bird, freshly dead, we called animal services and they said 'put the corpse in the bushes so other animals can feed on it' ... ok!
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Neighbor and I found a bird, freshly dead, we called animal services and they said 'put the corpse in the bushes so other animals can feed on it' ... ok!
Man sat down in the middle of the street to take a swig from his bottle and in this economy, I totally get it
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Man sat down in the middle of the street to take a swig from his bottle and in this economy, I totally get it
Tally-ho! (menacingly)
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Tally-ho! (menacingly)
'Hell is empty and all the devils are here' is such an evergreen, go off Bill Shakes
October 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
'Hell is empty and all the devils are here' is such an evergreen, go off Bill Shakes
Me in my house rn
October 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Me in my house rn
Pulled up to the polls and said 'I'm here to vote'
October 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Pulled up to the polls and said 'I'm here to vote'
Someone's gonna miss the cat sitter's house (stairs!)
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Someone's gonna miss the cat sitter's house (stairs!)
Was watching THE SHINING on the plane and the pilot made an announcement during the 'decaying woman in the tub' scene so that image sat frozen on my screen for a solid 3 minutes
October 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Was watching THE SHINING on the plane and the pilot made an announcement during the 'decaying woman in the tub' scene so that image sat frozen on my screen for a solid 3 minutes