Two ER visits in one week, no one’s doing it like me

I ❤️ texting my hot sorta ex whilst drunk never let anyone tell u it’s a bad idea

Praying for a snow day tomorrow yall haven’t had a snow day in 5 years could be huge for me!!

I wrote 4,000 words today and it like… wasn’t hard?? But it’s crazy cause that’s a little more than 10% of what I’d written for this novel prior to today. I’ve written 43k words in 24 days which is 11k more than I’ve written for any other project. I’m not doing the ~official~ NaNoWriMo on account of

I assure you, 99% of my personal problems could be solved by properly funding public education

The problem is I can see the worms & can’t do a gd thing about most of them

Listen, I think it’s great or whatever that more men are playing volleyball. I just think they should be expected to wear the slutty lil shorts if that’s what we’re asking of the women

The nice thing about being born in 96 is I get to pick which generation I’m a part of based on which one is pissing me off the least that day & while I was with gen z about the whole skinny jeans thing I hear they voted for the Cheeto a lot so rn I’m a millennial

I’m ngl guys I really like my new therapist I kept saying “locked in” during our session & now she says it too although tbf she said it in the context of like getting too locked in & forgetting to eat which is a problem that I have

New Orleans is such a gd stupid city to fly into

“Oh yeah they live on Streetname and Streetname” I have No Fucking Idea where that is but I’m going to nod along like you’ve given me useful information

Had to come up with a nice way to say “that teacher doesn’t like disabled kids and I don’t think I can fix that alone” in a meeting today and I’m not gonna lie it took me like 5 minutes I hate professionalism