That dumb bitch probably thought it was related to golf 🏌️

I finally know what the fox says: Fuck ICE

It’s why we all love you, frankly 😅

Dang it! *Partner

Sorry, I have an American education 😬

Wow, who could have seen that Trump's "genius" tariff plan would completely backfire and push our greatest trading parter into the hands of China.

Fart of the deal, ladies and gentlemen.

Another foot story! Man, who knew you would be getting the dogs out this often for tech news in 2026.

You're certainly much braver than I am. I don't think I could ever go barefoot at CES!

Pretty bold of mango. Personally, I wouldn’t insult someone’s appearance if I looked like a lumpy sack of refried beans.

This is beyond cringe. This is…Turbo Cringe.

The Gov showing his support for 2nd Amendment rights 🫡

#GovernorGains

Was not expecting the gut punch near the end about you and your bestie. That was so sweet Victoria!

Excellent write up 🥹

Yes.

I feel like such a mark because this is the first time an iPhone color has convinced me to think about upgrading.

Going to hold out for 2026’s rumored iPhone Fold, though.

…hopefully launching in orange 😬

#TheTangerineDream

Hot Girl Vergecast was one of the highlights of the summer! Nilay and David, who?

Looking forward to the Chill Chicks Vergecast Winter 😎

Seriously?! Et tu, Proton?!

ATCAB* I guess 🥲

*All tech companies are bastards

It’s not easy but we should try our best to reduce our reliance. Google can be avoided with Proton for email and calendar, or Kagi for search.

Linux obviously is the best way to avoid Windows. Trying to breakaway from Android? Look into GrapheneOS.

Check out r/degoogle for other great options!

I actually appreciate all these tech losers showing up to the Trump ass-kissing contest.

Now I have a list of companies to completely avoid.

*She's

@sarahjeong.bsky.social @theverge.com

Terrific article!! Thank you so much for shining a light on this Sarah 🙏🏽🍉

…the dude’s a clown and he’s upset you showed him the circus he’s part of.

The nerve.