I just watched a family unload themselves and their small children from their car for what seemed like a half an hour. And if that wasn’t an effective form of birth control I don’t know what is.
March 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I just watched a family unload themselves and their small children from their car for what seemed like a half an hour. And if that wasn’t an effective form of birth control I don’t know what is.
A man told me my thought was “a bit of a stretch.”
I told him, “stretch your brain then, don’t underestimate the power of the subconscious.”
So. Yeah, we broke up.
I told him, “stretch your brain then, don’t underestimate the power of the subconscious.”
So. Yeah, we broke up.
March 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A man told me my thought was “a bit of a stretch.”
I told him, “stretch your brain then, don’t underestimate the power of the subconscious.”
So. Yeah, we broke up.
I told him, “stretch your brain then, don’t underestimate the power of the subconscious.”
So. Yeah, we broke up.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
March 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
The “end of the world” stuff hits different when you’re on life sustaining medication.
March 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The “end of the world” stuff hits different when you’re on life sustaining medication.
I listened to two older gentlemen discuss Elon musk this afternoon and they settled on. “He’s a grifter. A grifter, that’s what he is.” And yep. What a word for that man.
March 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I listened to two older gentlemen discuss Elon musk this afternoon and they settled on. “He’s a grifter. A grifter, that’s what he is.” And yep. What a word for that man.
Dating in your 40s is show and tell with adult money, and finding out why your single. Pretty fun actually.
February 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Dating in your 40s is show and tell with adult money, and finding out why your single. Pretty fun actually.
He said my thought was a bit of a stretch, so I told him to stretch his brain.
February 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
He said my thought was a bit of a stretch, so I told him to stretch his brain.
My friends scream Dilla at the encore like other scream freebird
February 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My friends scream Dilla at the encore like other scream freebird
Sibling grief is so strange and shows me voids I never knew existed.
February 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Sibling grief is so strange and shows me voids I never knew existed.
Spotifys pop up about a discounted account for two people in the same household pisses me off every time.
I live solo in a home I bought.
GIVE SINGLE PEOPLE FUCKING DISCOUNTS.
I live solo in a home I bought.
GIVE SINGLE PEOPLE FUCKING DISCOUNTS.
February 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Spotifys pop up about a discounted account for two people in the same household pisses me off every time.
I live solo in a home I bought.
GIVE SINGLE PEOPLE FUCKING DISCOUNTS.
I live solo in a home I bought.
GIVE SINGLE PEOPLE FUCKING DISCOUNTS.
Am I the only one who finds Costco extremely dystopian and depressing when they walk through it?
Rows upon rows of large quantities of mostly processed foods, stacked on top of one, for a “great deal” because there’s so much.
It’s all too much for me.
Rows upon rows of large quantities of mostly processed foods, stacked on top of one, for a “great deal” because there’s so much.
It’s all too much for me.
January 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Am I the only one who finds Costco extremely dystopian and depressing when they walk through it?
Rows upon rows of large quantities of mostly processed foods, stacked on top of one, for a “great deal” because there’s so much.
It’s all too much for me.
Rows upon rows of large quantities of mostly processed foods, stacked on top of one, for a “great deal” because there’s so much.
It’s all too much for me.
I grew up in a narcissistic household that valued money over anything else. I now consider my childhood as the training days of my adulthood in America. A narcissistic country that values money over people. I promise you, we will survive and thrive. But they’re gonna gaslight the shit out of us 1st.
January 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I grew up in a narcissistic household that valued money over anything else. I now consider my childhood as the training days of my adulthood in America. A narcissistic country that values money over people. I promise you, we will survive and thrive. But they’re gonna gaslight the shit out of us 1st.
I finally opened a jar that I have tried to open for two weeks. I am THE PRINCESS OF POWER!
she ra from she ra and the princesses of power is holding a sword and cape
ALT: she ra from she ra and the princesses of power is holding a sword and cape
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I finally opened a jar that I have tried to open for two weeks. I am THE PRINCESS OF POWER!
My life is a constant cycle of people saying to me,
“you can’t do that” ➡️“I can’t believe you did that”➡️you can do anything”➡️”you can’t do that.”➡️”I can’t believe you did that.”➡️”you can do anything.”➡️”you can’t do that” ➡️“I can’t believe you did that”➡️you can do anything”➡️ “you can’t do that” ➡️
“you can’t do that” ➡️“I can’t believe you did that”➡️you can do anything”➡️”you can’t do that.”➡️”I can’t believe you did that.”➡️”you can do anything.”➡️”you can’t do that” ➡️“I can’t believe you did that”➡️you can do anything”➡️ “you can’t do that” ➡️
January 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My life is a constant cycle of people saying to me,
“you can’t do that” ➡️“I can’t believe you did that”➡️you can do anything”➡️”you can’t do that.”➡️”I can’t believe you did that.”➡️”you can do anything.”➡️”you can’t do that” ➡️“I can’t believe you did that”➡️you can do anything”➡️ “you can’t do that” ➡️
“you can’t do that” ➡️“I can’t believe you did that”➡️you can do anything”➡️”you can’t do that.”➡️”I can’t believe you did that.”➡️”you can do anything.”➡️”you can’t do that” ➡️“I can’t believe you did that”➡️you can do anything”➡️ “you can’t do that” ➡️
A lot of restaurants are closing for “renovations” and if you come across one we are just going to shut the fuck up about it. Ok? Cool.
January 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A lot of restaurants are closing for “renovations” and if you come across one we are just going to shut the fuck up about it. Ok? Cool.
At this point according to TikTok, breathing is a trauma response to being alive.
the “you’re so funny” trend on tiktok turned into a trauma dump competition💀
January 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
At this point according to TikTok, breathing is a trauma response to being alive.
I’ve been using tinder as my doom scroll since deleting TikTok, jokes on me because I actually met someone 🤦🏻♀️
January 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’ve been using tinder as my doom scroll since deleting TikTok, jokes on me because I actually met someone 🤦🏻♀️
I have grown tremendously from my friends with differing opinions. To be clear, not a single one of us denies humans of their existence and experiences. That is the why we are able to have these relationships.
January 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I have grown tremendously from my friends with differing opinions. To be clear, not a single one of us denies humans of their existence and experiences. That is the why we are able to have these relationships.
Eating lunch in my car is my favorite third space
January 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Eating lunch in my car is my favorite third space
My co-workers urge to ask people what they are having for lunch in the break room is yet to be defeated
January 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My co-workers urge to ask people what they are having for lunch in the break room is yet to be defeated
When someone says, did you see that TikTok?
a man in a suit says traitor you are a traitor
ALT: a man in a suit says traitor you are a traitor
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When someone says, did you see that TikTok?
Reposted by Nagromharas
When TikTok went dark I remembered that if there was one thing corporate America and their damn phishing emails taught me, you never click the link.
January 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
When TikTok went dark I remembered that if there was one thing corporate America and their damn phishing emails taught me, you never click the link.
The headline can’t read that it was a nazi salute, so they call it a “hand gesture”, or they would get shut down. We aren’t here now, we have been here. This is how we got here. Some of you just needed to see it play out in reality. Welcome to reality, it sucks here.
January 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The headline can’t read that it was a nazi salute, so they call it a “hand gesture”, or they would get shut down. We aren’t here now, we have been here. This is how we got here. Some of you just needed to see it play out in reality. Welcome to reality, it sucks here.