Oh no! I sunk my situationship. 🫠

Quick. Tell me what makes me unloveable romantically.

Wish I had someone to go to the fair with.

Just found out my school is limiting paper distribution AND requiring all 14 district assessments be given on paper. So feel free to buy some copy paper from my list. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

If you’re able to support my classroom, I’d appreciate it greatly. I teach in a high poverty school. My students are distrustful of public education due to generational trauma. I do my best to make school fun and inviting while still preparing them for high school. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

My grill ran out of propane. Betrayed on Freedom Eve (maybe the last one!).

Is anyone watching Poker Face? I’m loving it!

Pinterest better fix itself right now!

But will people slide into my dms here?

I’m at the tire shop with dilated pupils.