I have had a good day
A woman in the Leeds United shop in Trinity shop told me I had made her day a few days ago
I was upgraded to first class on a train and a man there called me a gentleman
I won some magnums of champagne
I got a train I was meant to miss
Saw my brother
Had beer
A woman in the Leeds United shop in Trinity shop told me I had made her day a few days ago
I was upgraded to first class on a train and a man there called me a gentleman
I won some magnums of champagne
I got a train I was meant to miss
Saw my brother
Had beer
December 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I have had a good day
A woman in the Leeds United shop in Trinity shop told me I had made her day a few days ago
I was upgraded to first class on a train and a man there called me a gentleman
I won some magnums of champagne
I got a train I was meant to miss
Saw my brother
Had beer
A woman in the Leeds United shop in Trinity shop told me I had made her day a few days ago
I was upgraded to first class on a train and a man there called me a gentleman
I won some magnums of champagne
I got a train I was meant to miss
Saw my brother
Had beer
Today I learned to change a nappy. It is not a process I think I’m good at.
December 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Today I learned to change a nappy. It is not a process I think I’m good at.
Now the owner of a veterans railcard. Look out cheaper tickets to Leeds.
December 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Now the owner of a veterans railcard. Look out cheaper tickets to Leeds.
Think this match is gonna end in tears
September 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Think this match is gonna end in tears
Me: ‘Sorry to bother you sir, is the train for Chattanooga departing from platform 29?’
Him: ‘HELP, IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?’
Him: ‘HELP, IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?’
September 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Me: ‘Sorry to bother you sir, is the train for Chattanooga departing from platform 29?’
Him: ‘HELP, IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?’
Him: ‘HELP, IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?’
Agbadou-do-do
Plays in yellow
Plays in yellow
September 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Agbadou-do-do
Plays in yellow
Plays in yellow
I love them but I don’t want to see another
Leeds: 90% possession
Leeds: 100 shots on target
Leeds: 5 ballon d’or moments
Leeds: 11 Nobel prizes
Leeds: 7 VCs awarded
Final score
Wolves 1 - 0 Leeds
Leeds: 90% possession
Leeds: 100 shots on target
Leeds: 5 ballon d’or moments
Leeds: 11 Nobel prizes
Leeds: 7 VCs awarded
Final score
Wolves 1 - 0 Leeds
September 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love them but I don’t want to see another
Leeds: 90% possession
Leeds: 100 shots on target
Leeds: 5 ballon d’or moments
Leeds: 11 Nobel prizes
Leeds: 7 VCs awarded
Final score
Wolves 1 - 0 Leeds
Leeds: 90% possession
Leeds: 100 shots on target
Leeds: 5 ballon d’or moments
Leeds: 11 Nobel prizes
Leeds: 7 VCs awarded
Final score
Wolves 1 - 0 Leeds
I’m too busy to be ill. I understand this will cause me to be more ill later down the line. I am stressed, waking up screaming and in pools of sweat. I am dissociating.
But once a week, most weeks of the year, I get to watch my Leeds lads against whatever team I get to hate for the day.
MOT 🏴
But once a week, most weeks of the year, I get to watch my Leeds lads against whatever team I get to hate for the day.
MOT 🏴
September 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I’m too busy to be ill. I understand this will cause me to be more ill later down the line. I am stressed, waking up screaming and in pools of sweat. I am dissociating.
But once a week, most weeks of the year, I get to watch my Leeds lads against whatever team I get to hate for the day.
MOT 🏴
But once a week, most weeks of the year, I get to watch my Leeds lads against whatever team I get to hate for the day.
MOT 🏴
Today a client wrote his own schedule of loss. He based it on wild assumptions, unrealistic, outdated sources, overlooked limitation, then complained about his own valuation.
I’m in a situation now where I don’t think I can actually help him save face.
Confidentially wrong on every single count.
I’m in a situation now where I don’t think I can actually help him save face.
Confidentially wrong on every single count.
September 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Today a client wrote his own schedule of loss. He based it on wild assumptions, unrealistic, outdated sources, overlooked limitation, then complained about his own valuation.
I’m in a situation now where I don’t think I can actually help him save face.
Confidentially wrong on every single count.
I’m in a situation now where I don’t think I can actually help him save face.
Confidentially wrong on every single count.
Being an adult is realising a perfect circle is impossible and you’re ok with it
September 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Being an adult is realising a perfect circle is impossible and you’re ok with it
@optajoe.com in Caerphilly for you MOT
September 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
@optajoe.com in Caerphilly for you MOT
WDL a piece. 4 points. Some class signings.
I won’t say I’m not disappointed, but I feel we have enough to stay up.
I might be wrong and this might be reposted.
I don’t really care.
MOT
I won’t say I’m not disappointed, but I feel we have enough to stay up.
I might be wrong and this might be reposted.
I don’t really care.
MOT
September 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
WDL a piece. 4 points. Some class signings.
I won’t say I’m not disappointed, but I feel we have enough to stay up.
I might be wrong and this might be reposted.
I don’t really care.
MOT
I won’t say I’m not disappointed, but I feel we have enough to stay up.
I might be wrong and this might be reposted.
I don’t really care.
MOT
@michaeltsb.bsky.social this match ball surely has to be one of the best yet. More comedy than any other game I’ve seen. Nothing taken away from Wednesday, but that performance needs to be harshly analysed with your cutting venom.
August 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
@michaeltsb.bsky.social this match ball surely has to be one of the best yet. More comedy than any other game I’ve seen. Nothing taken away from Wednesday, but that performance needs to be harshly analysed with your cutting venom.
Here’s some AI slop for you @michaeltsb.bsky.social but I feel it captures the essence of both of you
May 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Here’s some AI slop for you @michaeltsb.bsky.social but I feel it captures the essence of both of you
Will be gutted if the versus isn’t the start of a perennial thing at #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Will be gutted if the versus isn’t the start of a perennial thing at #eurovision
Latvia was like something out of Avatar #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Latvia was like something out of Avatar #Eurovision
The Germany performer
a close up of a man in a superhero costume with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man in a superhero costume with his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
May 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Germany performer
@brynlaw.bsky.social give Cymru a shout out mun! MOT. Loving this
May 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
@brynlaw.bsky.social give Cymru a shout out mun! MOT. Loving this
Never touch your Farke with champagne after 21:00. It turns him into a fire beast.
April 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Never touch your Farke with champagne after 21:00. It turns him into a fire beast.
Cardiff taking its place as third best Welsh club. Being a Welsh Leeds fan is brilliant sometimes. Can’t wait to go to the office Monday.
April 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Cardiff taking its place as third best Welsh club. Being a Welsh Leeds fan is brilliant sometimes. Can’t wait to go to the office Monday.
The one time I’m not pessimistic and it paid off
You’re all being too gloomy. 6 to go. Blades lost.
I’m usually pessimistic as shit but I’m still not worried, even all the way down here in 3rd.
I’m usually pessimistic as shit but I’m still not worried, even all the way down here in 3rd.
April 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The one time I’m not pessimistic and it paid off