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Can't come up with a good name for your band? I’ve got plenty! Think your names rock? 🎸 Good suggestions will get reposted! 🙌
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Emotional Support Pickle
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Chernobyl Fungus
Chernobyl fungus shows promise as radiation shield for Mars missions
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Landlocked Lips
These luscious lips are a hill formation located in Gharb, Darfur, in Sudan at coordinates 12°22'13.32"N, 23°19'20.18"E.
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Progressive Foie Gras
The Economist Retaliation started with a television host. After the assassination Jimmy Kimmel, a comedian on ABC, suggested erroneously that Kirk had been killed by a MAGA fan. Brendan Carr, chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, which regulates broadcasters, threatened consequences: "We can do this the easy way or the hard way." Within hours ABC took Mr Kimmel off the air indefinitely. Mr Carr then said all broadcasters should ease up on the "progressive foie gras".
September 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Loopy D and Long Tail
No clear answers on whether Trump signed the Epstein birthday book Trump denies it is his, and experts say they can't be sure. The White House welcomed a forensic analysis of the loopy D and long tail.
September 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Rat Academy
I went to NYC's Rat Academy. Here's what I learned.
August 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Xiphoid Process
rib cage
August 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Computer Angel
Computer Angel 💻🪽 Wearing this COMPUTER ANGEL may help you to get online quickly and keep all the bugs out.
August 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Horse Tattoo Outlaw
It's illegal to tattoo a horse. Branding was devised so that if cattle were stolen, their owners could identify found animals. Today, some animals are tattooed for the same reason. For example, valuable horses can be tattooed to protect them from horse rustlers. However, in Wyoming, it's illegal to tattoo a horse if your intent is to make the animal unrecognizable to its owner.
July 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Luxury Fruit
Would you pay $19 for a strawberry? The rise of luxury fruit
July 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Yarn Penis
A gigantic penis, made of yarn
June 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Pussy Magic
Glowing cat with the caption Pussy Magic
June 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Seat Fillers
T-Mellon Events is looking for seat fillers and extras to provide their time for space maximization and attendance perception for an event taking place in Washington DC on June 14th. Extras and Seat fillers will check in on the morning of June 14th at 9:00 a.m. Extras are required to wear Red, White and Blue clothing and will be provided a RED hat to wear. GOLD accessories are acceptable as well. The team will advise the extras where to stand or sit according to the line of sight from a VIP viewing platform area. Extras and Seat fillers will be paid a flat daily fee and will be provided a lunch of fast food and soda. We encourage people of color and ethnic groups to sign up for maximum perception control and these individuals will be prominently displayed on the televised broadcast and local viewing screens to be seen by the VIP platform. compensation: Flat Fee of $1,000, paid in cryptocurrency - Provided by FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT LLC
June 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Marshmallow Galaxy
Marshmallow Galaxy Whole Grain Oat and Rice Cereal with Organic Marshmallows
May 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Gnarly Davidson
Gnarly Davidson written in a sharpie on a door
May 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Innuendos XP?
April 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Dough Retarders
Sign over a store in NYC: Pizza Ovens Dough Retarders
April 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Smelly Visitor
Ring Neighborhood Alert - Smelly visitor
March 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Starch Sadness
Instead of March Madness this year I'll be doing a little something called Starch Sadness which is where I just eat potatoes until I feel better
March 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Rice Dick
ALL CHEFS Under no circumstances shall any chef make a Rice Dick. Anyone caught making one will be terminated.
March 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Perky Orange Pimento Cheese and the Big Box of Ritz Crackers
The subject line of an email sent by NY Times Cooking
March 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Nowhere Girls
"Nowhere girls" or "Mei Nü" (Chinese: 沒女) is a neologism coined to describe women who have no money, employment, education, prospects, looks, friends, or sophistication.
March 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Seems like we need more context here.
"We had chosen Norfolk because of the large military and veteran community, and we are thankful to all who supported us in the market... Unfortunately, our ability to profitably operate in Norfolk was severely affected by the local woke mob - a few individuals in the area who have no love for the traditional American values we hold as a company." Armed Forces Brewing Company
March 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Final Spin
Final Spin (close-up on a commercial laundry machine)
February 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Same thing happened with me and the band name PED XING.
PED XING sign ⚠️
February 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM