And maybe it's just me but when I decided that eggs were expensive I didn't blame it on Biden, nor did it cause me to vote for the orange shitstain with the face of a boiled ham.

Muffin is adorable.

I'm bingeing "90 Day Fiancé," which is kind of like near-death experiences. If you squint.

Laurence Shames is a damn fine writer.

Welcome!! I just joined last night! And I left X when Idiot Boy took over, but I've really missed Twitter.