For the first time ever, Keith is taking Patrick for a haircut today. Keith has been shaving his head himself for his entire adult life so I’m wondering how shocked he’s going to be that a curly cut is $45 (plus a tip) at the salon Patrick goes to 😅😬😅
October 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
For the first time ever, Keith is taking Patrick for a haircut today. Keith has been shaving his head himself for his entire adult life so I’m wondering how shocked he’s going to be that a curly cut is $45 (plus a tip) at the salon Patrick goes to 😅😬😅
I’ve been awake since 6am (because Patrick and Collyns) and I was just doing laundry and cleaning the floors at 10:30 and Olivia comes out of her room with “why are you being so loud???”
Ma’am. You used to wake me up at 5am for YEARS. Don’t act like 10:30am cleaning is a crime 😂
Ma’am. You used to wake me up at 5am for YEARS. Don’t act like 10:30am cleaning is a crime 😂
July 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’ve been awake since 6am (because Patrick and Collyns) and I was just doing laundry and cleaning the floors at 10:30 and Olivia comes out of her room with “why are you being so loud???”
Ma’am. You used to wake me up at 5am for YEARS. Don’t act like 10:30am cleaning is a crime 😂
Ma’am. You used to wake me up at 5am for YEARS. Don’t act like 10:30am cleaning is a crime 😂
Started our day with Ron snuggles 🐈❤️🐈
July 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Started our day with Ron snuggles 🐈❤️🐈
Mary: *licks the ketchup off of a hotdog for lunch*. *refuses to eat anything else*. *crying 30 minutes later because she’s hungry*
June 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Mary: *licks the ketchup off of a hotdog for lunch*. *refuses to eat anything else*. *crying 30 minutes later because she’s hungry*
Ron came to visit! Turns out the “boo boo” that Collyns was saying he had…..was just his butthole 😂
June 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Ron came to visit! Turns out the “boo boo” that Collyns was saying he had…..was just his butthole 😂
Breakfast in bed, he cleaned up the kitchen after making breakfast, and now he’s out to breakfast with the kids so I get to relax for a bit 🥰
Patrick slipped and told me they are going to get me flowers as well lol
Patrick slipped and told me they are going to get me flowers as well lol
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Breakfast in bed, he cleaned up the kitchen after making breakfast, and now he’s out to breakfast with the kids so I get to relax for a bit 🥰
Patrick slipped and told me they are going to get me flowers as well lol
Patrick slipped and told me they are going to get me flowers as well lol
It’s not even 9am and Collyns has eaten 4 sausage links, 5 cuties, a waffle, and a granola bar. Ordering more groceries now 😅
May 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It’s not even 9am and Collyns has eaten 4 sausage links, 5 cuties, a waffle, and a granola bar. Ordering more groceries now 😅
Mary and MB had many birthday celebrations over the weekend which means there’s leftover birthday cakes. Chocolate cake for breakfast for me 😍
May 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Mary and MB had many birthday celebrations over the weekend which means there’s leftover birthday cakes. Chocolate cake for breakfast for me 😍
Ron stopped by for a visit!
May 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ron stopped by for a visit!
Just got to dinner with my friend and the table next to us has lots of margaritas on the table and they are currently doing the wave around the table. I think they are a few drinks ahead of us 😂
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Just got to dinner with my friend and the table next to us has lots of margaritas on the table and they are currently doing the wave around the table. I think they are a few drinks ahead of us 😂
Starting Easter with the chicken dance! 😅🐣
April 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Starting Easter with the chicken dance! 😅🐣
There were goats at library story time today!
April 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
There were goats at library story time today!
Got McDonalds for myself and the girls.
I asked Mary if she wanted chicken nuggets or a cheeseburger. She said cheeseburger.
We get home and I hand her the cheeseburger and she looks at me in disgust and says, “I just want cheese….”
Of course you do. 😅
I asked Mary if she wanted chicken nuggets or a cheeseburger. She said cheeseburger.
We get home and I hand her the cheeseburger and she looks at me in disgust and says, “I just want cheese….”
Of course you do. 😅
April 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Got McDonalds for myself and the girls.
I asked Mary if she wanted chicken nuggets or a cheeseburger. She said cheeseburger.
We get home and I hand her the cheeseburger and she looks at me in disgust and says, “I just want cheese….”
Of course you do. 😅
I asked Mary if she wanted chicken nuggets or a cheeseburger. She said cheeseburger.
We get home and I hand her the cheeseburger and she looks at me in disgust and says, “I just want cheese….”
Of course you do. 😅
This afternoon I laid down on the couch to take a nap. Collyns snuggled up next to me and we took a nap together. It was magical 💜
April 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This afternoon I laid down on the couch to take a nap. Collyns snuggled up next to me and we took a nap together. It was magical 💜
@theoregonnanny.bsky.social Happy birthday you beautiful human!!! 🥳💜
April 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
@theoregonnanny.bsky.social Happy birthday you beautiful human!!! 🥳💜
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it’s friday! you survived another week in the hell simulator.
treat yourself today and don’t forget to DRINK WATER, TAKE YOUR MEDS and VITAMINS.
remember staying alive is resistance 🫡
treat yourself today and don’t forget to DRINK WATER, TAKE YOUR MEDS and VITAMINS.
remember staying alive is resistance 🫡
March 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
it’s friday! you survived another week in the hell simulator.
treat yourself today and don’t forget to DRINK WATER, TAKE YOUR MEDS and VITAMINS.
remember staying alive is resistance 🫡
treat yourself today and don’t forget to DRINK WATER, TAKE YOUR MEDS and VITAMINS.
remember staying alive is resistance 🫡
Belly scratches while watching the girls
March 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Belly scratches while watching the girls
I got our water bill and it says we used 0 gallons of water last month 🧐
March 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I got our water bill and it says we used 0 gallons of water last month 🧐
Happy Friday from Ron!
March 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Happy Friday from Ron!
First day of Spring and it’s cloudy, windy, and 40 degrees.
Come on Spring, we are ready for you!
Come on Spring, we are ready for you!
March 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
First day of Spring and it’s cloudy, windy, and 40 degrees.
Come on Spring, we are ready for you!
Come on Spring, we are ready for you!
Ron showed up at the door so of course we brought him in for some snuggles 🐈
March 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Ron showed up at the door so of course we brought him in for some snuggles 🐈