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Nanny Ogg

@nanny-ogg.bsky.social

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When I was a kid my Mum made me walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. Most pics I stole from internet searches - I give credit if I know the source. Please don't beg me for money. I don't reply to DMs from people I don't know.

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Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 19m

Yeah, they don't get any easier, do they? 😂

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 20m

What part of Worcestershire do you live? I've not heard it pronounced 'worse tuh sha before 🙂

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 24m

If you saw this in a book or a film, you wouldn't believe it, would you? 😂

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 3h

Wow, you've got sharp eyes.....

But no.

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 3h

I love 'Wuss-tuh-shuh' sauce - try it on a fried egg sammidge, or a bacon sammidge - or a fried egg and bacon sammidge.

Especially good for breakfast the morning after the night before 🙂

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 3h

*This one's NSFW folks. it's immature, rude, childish and immature. You have been warned*
MerriamWebster were asking for words from where you come from which immediately identify people as tourists when they try to pronounce them.

People of Penistone, I salute you😂

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The Ballad Of Peniston

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Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 4h

I'd prolly get those right, but my Welsh/Midlands accent would give me away. Greetings from the original Worcestershire 😁

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 4h

We've all got them haven't we?

Kirkudbright's one of my favourites 😂

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 4h

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerycheyrndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch 😂

(Spellchecker - Stop putting red lines under my correctly spelled places, you...you...tourist!)

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 4h

Yes! slamming the phone down was ace, wasn't it?

My old boss had a tell - whenever she ended a far-too-polite conversation with the brass by putting the phone down far too carefully, the whole team would brace for impact - she was a gentle soul, but could be a proper Sweary Mary when provoked😂

a woman is talking on a telephone while sitting at a table .

ALT: a woman is talking on a telephone while sitting at a table .

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Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 4h

Aye 😂

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 4h

I know what you mean, it IS an especially hard one.

Keep persevering, you'll find him! 😂

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 4h

Bad people read good books, but they write good books too - Lewis Carrol had a really unhealthy obsession with Alice Liddel - the girl upon whom his books were based.

What's that saying? Never meet your heroes? Well, perhaps we should never research them either...

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Was Lewis Carroll a Pedophile? His Photographs Suggest So | Artnet News

The discovery of a shocking image in Lewis Carroll's photograph collection has cast a huge doubt on whether his intense interest in children was innocent.

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Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 4h

I hate having to breathe the same air, drinking the same water, sharing the same planet as the Orange bastard, so I get why you might not want to read our Pterry's books.

I just want you to know I feel very angry with whoever that bastard was who locked you out of an entire world. A pox on him! 🤬

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 5h

You're very welcome, my lovely! 😊

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 5h

Hello, you 'andsome devil, you.😻

Looks like my ickle boykins has been busy *cackle*

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 5h

Spot the Cat - God Mode.

This one should keep you searching for hours. My regulars will know the rules by now - no clues, first to find wins this week's STAR PRIZE! 😂

#SpotTheCat #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #Catsky 🐈🐾😻

It's a pile of Autumn leaves, all golden brown. A really obvious black feline head is poking out of them.

My 'Spot the Cat' pics are the best LOL

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 5h

The eyes have it.

It's like they follow you around the room.... 👀

#GooglyEyes

Someone with far too much time on their hands has stuck a pair of googly eyes on the entire contents of a fridge. And the fridge is absolutely full... Every single bottle, jar, carton, tub... Even each individual egg has its own pair of eyes...

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 5h

OOh, that's a bad sign..

I'm assuming this is a country road in the UK because it looks very British, and the sign is on the left.

The aforementioned sign is a red warning sign. For some reason it says 'Sign Not In Use'...WT actual F?

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 5h

The resemblance is sp👀ky! 😂

#LookeyLikeys #TotallyLooksLike #Pareidolia

Two photos side by side. One is of a mixer tap on a sink, taken at an angle so it matches the picture on the right, which is of the squirrel from the Ice Age animated film. He's holding a nut. His oversized eyes and over-long nose look uncannily like the tap on the left...

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 5h

Mornin' all 😘

Whenever I see a man with a beard, moustache and glasses, I think 'There's a man who's taken every precaution to avoid people dodling on photographs of him'.

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 5h

Aww, a crusty bloomer - Tiger bread! 🥰

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 22h

To all the #Cats and their #CatWorshippers - Happy #ToeBeanTuesday 😻

#CatsOfBluesky #Catsky 🐈🐾

A young grey tabby cat with front paws stretched towards the camera, showing off a full set of little pinky-black toebeans.

Their little nose is just poking between their outstretched 'arms'. It's terminally adorable...

Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favourite YouTube channels 💚
#Animals #Wildlife

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Animals Take Over Kids' Climbing Frame 🦉🦡🐤 | My Story | Robert E Fuller

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Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 1d

I could just go a 'whoops' pork pie after watching this I 💚 #SarahMillican 😂

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If only Tesco home delivery worked like this. #sarahmillican #standup #britishcomedy

YouTube video by Sarah Millican

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