Nat White
@nanowhit.bsky.social
he him | haida 🐦⬛ | 23
splatoon noob since may 28 2015🐞🐙
pfp: meee🤠
splatoon noob since may 28 2015🐞🐙
pfp: meee🤠
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Nat White
@nanowhit.bsky.social
· May 13
Some of you “mother fuckers” must be living in the dimension where dicks are EATEN and ENJOYED!
“Made in… Xiǎohóngshū🤨”
January 20, 2026 at 11:44 PM
“Made in… Xiǎohóngshū🤨”
“Now people don’t even write in school, they just say 6 7”
January 20, 2026 at 9:41 AM
“Now people don’t even write in school, they just say 6 7”
“Naanii said we need to stunt your growth because you’re getting too tall”
“Then let me stay up”
“Then let me stay up”
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
“Naanii said we need to stunt your growth because you’re getting too tall”
“Then let me stay up”
“Then let me stay up”
“I’ll send you to Juvie”
“I’ll send you to America”
“I’ll send you to America”
January 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
“I’ll send you to Juvie”
“I’ll send you to America”
“I’ll send you to America”
Felt tuff trying to fight my little cousin with the dlc characters on smash bros and this nearsighted mf 3 stocked me for half an hour #teamskillissue
January 17, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Felt tuff trying to fight my little cousin with the dlc characters on smash bros and this nearsighted mf 3 stocked me for half an hour #teamskillissue
Mm… methinks it’s time to get DRUNK!
January 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Mm… methinks it’s time to get DRUNK!
Reposted by Nat White
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
*lager tucked in pocket* yeah I open carry
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
*lager tucked in pocket* yeah I open carry
Thank you Metroid Prime 4 for reminding me how amazing Metroid Prime 1 is
December 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Thank you Metroid Prime 4 for reminding me how amazing Metroid Prime 1 is
One man’s pro fight is another man’s toxic yaoi
December 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
One man’s pro fight is another man’s toxic yaoi
what is dirt, if not shit persevering
December 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
what is dirt, if not shit persevering
Lemon juice, tahini and more garlic than the average person can dietarily manage
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Lemon juice, tahini and more garlic than the average person can dietarily manage
if my wife ever calls me her hubby im filing
December 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
if my wife ever calls me her hubby im filing
Questioning the artistic intent of the writers this season
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Questioning the artistic intent of the writers this season
splatoon break (I am still doing daily rolls shops and win bonus) (I am just spending time playing other shit)
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
splatoon break (I am still doing daily rolls shops and win bonus) (I am just spending time playing other shit)
Deactivated threads because I can’t shitpost there like I can here lmao
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Deactivated threads because I can’t shitpost there like I can here lmao
I would definitely never set out on a journey after an inciting incident🤣
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I would definitely never set out on a journey after an inciting incident🤣
I’m so fucking tired bruh
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I’m so fucking tired bruh
How much pasta goes in the ocean before the ocean is considered pasta water
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
How much pasta goes in the ocean before the ocean is considered pasta water
this game is just dress to impress
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
this game is just dress to impress
Naming my twins dexter and sinister… there will be a great battle one day…
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Naming my twins dexter and sinister… there will be a great battle one day…
“How do you even finance a house like this”
“They’re white people”
“They’re white people”
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“How do you even finance a house like this”
“They’re white people”
“They’re white people”
I’m done with you at least 3 of your boyfriends gave me patriot vibes
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’m done with you at least 3 of your boyfriends gave me patriot vibes
when i was 14 i went to a high school halloween party with my cousin and there was a dance contest that i started moving like michael jackson and they told me i was disqualified for standing too far away from the crowd. they hated me because i was moving too tuff. i was batman
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
when i was 14 i went to a high school halloween party with my cousin and there was a dance contest that i started moving like michael jackson and they told me i was disqualified for standing too far away from the crowd. they hated me because i was moving too tuff. i was batman