bsky or the weirdo left subset of it, love, LOVE, making up a whole weird fictional biography for you if you disagree even slightly with them

Like it’s really easy to get lulled into thinking they’re having a policy debate when really they’re just trying to assert factional dominance by calling themselves more left than you and thereby command a host of upwards of a dozen nasty assholes to post pictures of a pig shitting in your replies.

DO IT! You know you want to. You know you want to make a fic of this that makes it hotter and less aggressively straight.

The first one in particular is baffling to me as to how it managed to be such a hit with audiences considering it's very blatantly a series of disparate scenes that will play well out of context on TikTok that have been awkwardly stitched together into something resembling a movie.

and B) the Venom movies were never actually very good, not even ironically, and were only ever elevated as much as they were out of mindless MCU backlash driven contrarianism.

I dearly hope that the third Venom movie going down like a wet fart in an elevator helps the rest of the internet catch up with me in understanding that A) the Venom movies were only ever marginally better than Sony's other Spider-Man-less Sony-Verse films at the very best...

Every time someone says Good Girl to you, you get just a little bit dumber.

Isn't that great Good Girl?

Good Girl!

I'm going to keep saying Good Girl until you can't count to 10.

I feel like there's a decently strong argument for Pattison playing a Bond Villain.