Naomi Tudor-Lorien (RP Acct)
naomitudorlorien.bsky.social
Naomi Tudor-Lorien (RP Acct)
@naomitudorlorien.bsky.social
An investigative journalist afraid of heights and addicted to coffee. She/her. 🖤🩶🤍💜

(This is a fan-made role play account of an original fictional character. No impersonation of anyone is intended.)
I regret to inform you all that due to Matt finishing the cereal and putting the empty box back in the pantry, the wedding is off.
October 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Need to get a good cry out so I queued up videos of dogs reuniting with their owners after a long time apart but I think I over did it. Full out sobbing at a dog crying when his owner finds him out in the street after he’d ran away years ago 😭
July 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I said yes! 🥰 I love you @matt-jennings.bsky.social I can’t wait to be your wife 💜
June 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Telling me to lower my voice cuz I’m being too loud is more effective at getting me completely quiet than telling me to shut up. But, it comes at a cost cuz I’m not talking to you for a week 🫤
June 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
God made me a Cancer because if I could hold an argument without tearing up, it’d be over for you bitches.
June 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Guess who I am:

[flirting] do you want to hang out and never leave my side except for when I need to be alone for a bit
June 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Happy pride!! Eternal reminder: the A is not for Ally!
June 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Let’s go birthday girl!!! @gothamcityskye.bsky.social

(not pictured: @noxioustwin.bsky.social wiping his drool off the floor)
June 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You’re gonna have to rip 3rd person omniscient from my cold dead hands!!!
a man is carrying a woman on his back in a room in a police station .
ALT: a man is carrying a woman on his back in a room in a police station .
media.tenor.com
May 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Guys, please hold your applause but @matt-jennings.bsky.social and I have managed to eat all home cooked (or at the very least home heated-up-in-the-microwave) meals for the last 10 days!!

This is the start of an era.
May 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Sometimes I’ll replay an argument or an insult from years back in my head and get angry all over again. Does anyone else do this or should I go ahead and add it to the list of things to talk to my therapist about?
May 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Being sensitive is so annoying and embarrassing. Like how am I supposed to tell you that I’m upset because “the vibes are off” and now I’m convinced you’re mad at and hate me 😔
April 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Let me be very clear: it’s not gossip if it’s a fact.

I repeat, it’s not gossip if it’s a fact.
March 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Don’t ask me my workout routine, you can’t replicate it.
March 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
You know what? Some men own cats for attention. I can’t explain it, I just know it when I see it. I feel it in my bones.
March 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Actually bought groceries for the week!…but then we were too hungry right after so we stopped somewhere for tonight 😅 so…progress?
February 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Happy birthday to the greatest guy I know @matt-jennings.bsky.social love you mi amor!
December 10, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Toasted coconut. No, cinnamon sugar. No! The ones with Fruity Pebbles cereal. NO! Maple bacon! NO-
dang I really wish I had a doughnut now

what’s your favorite donut
December 9, 2024 at 4:39 AM
My kingdom for a The Notebook with The Muppets. The only human is James Marsden's character.
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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Base(d)ball.
December 1, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I have 2 moods: 👀 and 👊🏽
December 2, 2024 at 3:41 AM