napadog400.bsky.social
@napadog400.bsky.social
I'm not flinching because I think my partner is going to hit me. I'm afraid of them trying to smudge my glasses for fun
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Constantly fighting the urge to be vage and make my friends ask clarifying questions in order to prove that they're still interested in me
October 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My favorite part of my job is complaining to my coworkers about the situation we're in
October 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I love going out and looking hot
August 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ice skating is difficult yet fun
March 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Saw fire fighters today and I can't believe how cool they look
February 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"simple syrup"
Wow okay, I can't believe you're insulting the syrup like that
February 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Think I might try to get an MFA
February 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I've decided to commit to enjoying hockey. No more resistance
January 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Kinda bullshit I gotta pay extra to eat cheese
January 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You want me to touch the butt? The thing that got Nemo kidnapped???
No thank you
January 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Reposted
If you're looking for a sign to come to a SATSW show this year, this is it. Come hang with us on our February tour and get weird.

sarahandthesafeword.com/tour
December 27, 2024 at 7:47 PM