Naph Torrance
@naphtor.bsky.social
Nominally a brand strategist, but I mainly tweet boring shit about Arsenal FC.
Personally invested in hearing about Anne Hathaway's Top Ten Trossard goals.
If someone's got to go... sorry Clive, we'll always have the Union Chapel 💔
If someone's got to go... sorry Clive, we'll always have the Union Chapel 💔
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Personally invested in hearing about Anne Hathaway's Top Ten Trossard goals.
If someone's got to go... sorry Clive, we'll always have the Union Chapel 💔
If someone's got to go... sorry Clive, we'll always have the Union Chapel 💔
Sorry to show the bad place, but:
September 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sorry to show the bad place, but:
Saw this simple table in @thetransferflow.bsky.social Arsenal Season Preview, and IMO neatly summed up what we've tried to do this summer.
Obvious caveats to the stats apply, but we've prioritised
Goals & Assists✅
Impact ✅
Availability ✅
Fingers crossed it translates
Obvious caveats to the stats apply, but we've prioritised
Goals & Assists✅
Impact ✅
Availability ✅
Fingers crossed it translates
August 6, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Saw this simple table in @thetransferflow.bsky.social Arsenal Season Preview, and IMO neatly summed up what we've tried to do this summer.
Obvious caveats to the stats apply, but we've prioritised
Goals & Assists✅
Impact ✅
Availability ✅
Fingers crossed it translates
Obvious caveats to the stats apply, but we've prioritised
Goals & Assists✅
Impact ✅
Availability ✅
Fingers crossed it translates
I also think this is another angle that has really stirred the pot in the past weeks/months
July 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I also think this is another angle that has really stirred the pot in the past weeks/months
This is the alleged leak, btw
July 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is the alleged leak, btw
Evening Flan! Given the Gyok situation seems to be deteriorating, any more light to shed on what Diarra-ing himself would look like?
July 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Evening Flan! Given the Gyok situation seems to be deteriorating, any more light to shed on what Diarra-ing himself would look like?
Im guessing it was a joke? Or is it Skype for Business?
June 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Im guessing it was a joke? Or is it Skype for Business?
I just can’t get over this
April 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I just can’t get over this
Well I’ll be honest, this was not what I had expected
March 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Well I’ll be honest, this was not what I had expected
Can I interest you in some more bad news?
January 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Can I interest you in some more bad news?
Erm.. wut
(This guy is pretty reliable for youth stuff, but obv skeptical of this)
(This guy is pretty reliable for youth stuff, but obv skeptical of this)
January 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Erm.. wut
(This guy is pretty reliable for youth stuff, but obv skeptical of this)
(This guy is pretty reliable for youth stuff, but obv skeptical of this)
Me reading his, TMNT, etc’s updates:
January 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Me reading his, TMNT, etc’s updates:
North London right now
January 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
North London right now
Thought this was a good summary. Seems a v good fit for what we need, profile wise
January 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Thought this was a good summary. Seems a v good fit for what we need, profile wise
You’re right it’s a relatively small sample still, but Eddie was never putting up these numbers (let alone his catalogue of wondergoals, esp at 20-21yo)
January 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You’re right it’s a relatively small sample still, but Eddie was never putting up these numbers (let alone his catalogue of wondergoals, esp at 20-21yo)
Looks great Billy –– but how much would you worry about those two figures?
January 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Looks great Billy –– but how much would you worry about those two figures?
Said this back in October and it’s only got worse - think we’re having a similar season to last year’s Liverpool.
Ultimately there’s only so long you can keep it together before it comes apart at the seams. Need to snatch a cup and hope for better luck next year.
Ultimately there’s only so long you can keep it together before it comes apart at the seams. Need to snatch a cup and hope for better luck next year.
January 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Said this back in October and it’s only got worse - think we’re having a similar season to last year’s Liverpool.
Ultimately there’s only so long you can keep it together before it comes apart at the seams. Need to snatch a cup and hope for better luck next year.
Ultimately there’s only so long you can keep it together before it comes apart at the seams. Need to snatch a cup and hope for better luck next year.