Napoleon the Chemist
@napochem.bsky.social
Sleep is my dumpstat. He/Him
I swear the inside of a lot of peoples' heads has to just be a comstant dial tone.
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I swear the inside of a lot of peoples' heads has to just be a comstant dial tone.
I couldn't remember if they were really big small cats or small big cats... Regardless, they are precious.
December 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I couldn't remember if they were really big small cats or small big cats... Regardless, they are precious.
Cheetahs are among my absolute favorite of the bug cats. It's kinda wild how often ones in the wild realize human photographers aren't a threat at all and will just hang out right close by.
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Cheetahs are among my absolute favorite of the bug cats. It's kinda wild how often ones in the wild realize human photographers aren't a threat at all and will just hang out right close by.
I said it to Faine and I'll say it again here: Bronies were never really big on the whole consent thing. It fucking tracks.
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I said it to Faine and I'll say it again here: Bronies were never really big on the whole consent thing. It fucking tracks.
Five minute in your head and he'd want to suppress his X-gene more intensely than he wants to unite humanity and mutants under his personal rule.
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Five minute in your head and he'd want to suppress his X-gene more intensely than he wants to unite humanity and mutants under his personal rule.
I know that I'm an above-average speller, but some of the spelling manglings I see of names and various words are just perplexing.
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I know that I'm an above-average speller, but some of the spelling manglings I see of names and various words are just perplexing.
The movie of the book would require that the actors have really good chemistry with each other.
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The movie of the book would require that the actors have really good chemistry with each other.
Sarah Chady
Please don't block me, I'm funny*
*this is up for debate
Please don't block me, I'm funny*
*this is up for debate
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Sarah Chady
Please don't block me, I'm funny*
*this is up for debate
Please don't block me, I'm funny*
*this is up for debate
I've seen some exciting stuff on the road. Nothing of the "need therapy after seeing it" variety, fortunately. Cars losing wheels or catching fire, a goddamn boat that must have fallen off the trailer. That sort of stuff.
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I've seen some exciting stuff on the road. Nothing of the "need therapy after seeing it" variety, fortunately. Cars losing wheels or catching fire, a goddamn boat that must have fallen off the trailer. That sort of stuff.
I once got to watch an old VW Beetle empty its gas tank toward a storm drain. While on fire. The driver was understandably terrified.
December 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I once got to watch an old VW Beetle empty its gas tank toward a storm drain. While on fire. The driver was understandably terrified.
We're now at the point where it's getting an additional reskeet a day, leaving the finish line just out of reach. I wonder how long that will last?
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We're now at the point where it's getting an additional reskeet a day, leaving the finish line just out of reach. I wonder how long that will last?
I find myself muttering, "Dammit, Todd..." more often than I should. What is it with guys named Todd?
December 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I find myself muttering, "Dammit, Todd..." more often than I should. What is it with guys named Todd?
It's definitely a lot more comfortable if you're wearing it for extended periods. It also tends to stay put better.
December 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It's definitely a lot more comfortable if you're wearing it for extended periods. It also tends to stay put better.
Now I'm thinking of Phil's story about the asshats trying to use a spill response as a prank.
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Now I'm thinking of Phil's story about the asshats trying to use a spill response as a prank.
Yeeaaaahhhhh, that was one of my thoughts when I saw it. If it's someone on someone's tree at home, that's one thing. If it's a decoration in any sort of professional space where HF might be encountered I would not blame a safety professional for raining absolute hell down on the place.
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Yeeaaaahhhhh, that was one of my thoughts when I saw it. If it's someone on someone's tree at home, that's one thing. If it's a decoration in any sort of professional space where HF might be encountered I would not blame a safety professional for raining absolute hell down on the place.
My explainer on why it's a bad idea would have included something along the lines of, "You're going to get someone fucking killed, possibly *multiple* someones. Your picture will be used in future safety videos on what not to do."
December 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My explainer on why it's a bad idea would have included something along the lines of, "You're going to get someone fucking killed, possibly *multiple* someones. Your picture will be used in future safety videos on what not to do."
I'm reminded of some of the pictures I see of residents in nursing homes....
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I'm reminded of some of the pictures I see of residents in nursing homes....
While I feel safe in the assumption that that does NOT actually contain 50% HF, seeing that made my skin crawl.
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
While I feel safe in the assumption that that does NOT actually contain 50% HF, seeing that made my skin crawl.
Reposted by Napoleon the Chemist
Finally if you know of any opportunities for work in Baltimore for someone who is blind, they would welcome any leads.
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Finally if you know of any opportunities for work in Baltimore for someone who is blind, they would welcome any leads.
Revenge of the Sith opening night. *Lots* of people in costume, some of whom did theatrical sparring at the front of the theater waiting for the credits to start. I think it remains the only movie I've gone to opening night on.
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Revenge of the Sith opening night. *Lots* of people in costume, some of whom did theatrical sparring at the front of the theater waiting for the credits to start. I think it remains the only movie I've gone to opening night on.
Considering my TTRPG crimes include "kicking off a galactic civil war just to see if I could" anything is possible.
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Considering my TTRPG crimes include "kicking off a galactic civil war just to see if I could" anything is possible.
I'd have to think on it, but a red dragon wyrmling getting addicted to alcohol wouldn't be the*worst* thing we did...
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'd have to think on it, but a red dragon wyrmling getting addicted to alcohol wouldn't be the*worst* thing we did...