NapoleonFlipFlops
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Landlordism is technically nationalised housing if your landlord is an absolute monarch
January 24, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Landlordism is technically nationalised housing if your landlord is an absolute monarch
If you put them in the stables and wear some different shoes during the chase scene with the Pinkertons, your converse will still be available in the epilogue with John Marston
January 14, 2026 at 10:14 PM
If you put them in the stables and wear some different shoes during the chase scene with the Pinkertons, your converse will still be available in the epilogue with John Marston
Never ask a Werbenjägermanjensen where he was between the years 1935 and 1946
December 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Never ask a Werbenjägermanjensen where he was between the years 1935 and 1946
The spirits of divorces past, present and future
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The spirits of divorces past, present and future
Melon with their emotional support bath lamp
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Melon with their emotional support bath lamp
In the books there’s a chapter in the appendices about how they got taken to live on a farm upstate so I think they’re fine
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
In the books there’s a chapter in the appendices about how they got taken to live on a farm upstate so I think they’re fine
Great now he knows how to read! Well done Melon 🤦♂️
October 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Great now he knows how to read! Well done Melon 🤦♂️
And so the evolutionary arms race continues
October 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
And so the evolutionary arms race continues
Forbidden pink panther wafer
September 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Forbidden pink panther wafer
After almost 20 years of using social media I feel I have microdosed enough poison to be immune to all toxicity
August 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
After almost 20 years of using social media I feel I have microdosed enough poison to be immune to all toxicity
Fuckin’ skeletons trying to sell me phones. Bastards.
August 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Fuckin’ skeletons trying to sell me phones. Bastards.
Front facing for context
July 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Front facing for context
He was hopeful for fish (He was disappointed)
July 23, 2025 at 11:07 AM
He was hopeful for fish (He was disappointed)
My preferred number would be zero but I’ll take 10 if it’s the lowest you’ll go
June 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My preferred number would be zero but I’ll take 10 if it’s the lowest you’ll go
More Gwent more good 👍
June 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
More Gwent more good 👍
It’s because these places are all first discovered by famous explorer Archibald P. Forgotten
May 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It’s because these places are all first discovered by famous explorer Archibald P. Forgotten
Ben is what? Don’t leave us in suspense!
February 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Ben is what? Don’t leave us in suspense!
