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Kelly Cooper
@narboink.bsky.social
Engaging with fascist lunatics about art on *any* level is an absolute waste of time. They’re so aesthetically impoverished that we should just to let them whir away on their hamster wheel of Marvel movies, A.I. slop, and Kid Rock. They're 100% a lost cause, these unlettered, mouth-breathing bigots.
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
All I want for the rest of my life is to never hear about any of these people (or see their pictures) ever again. Like, ever.
February 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The people of Southeast Georgia are an embarrassment to the nation.
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Painful diarrhea. That’s my Christmas wish for Mark Zuckerberg.
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Things are pretty clear at our pediatrician's office. They're not fractured. We've got a trusted, rigorous vaccine schedule and RFK and his goons can absolutely suck it.
January 29, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Hoping for a billionaire's understanding means that it's already too late.
January 28, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Will Texas continue to disappoint America? Finding out is a patriotic tradition!
January 24, 2026 at 5:58 AM
This strikes me as suicidal behavior. I mean, these ICE agents are going bust down the wrong door one of these days... and it's going to be lively as hell.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Where’s the enormous foot from Monty Python when you need it?
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The earth should've swallowed this dude so many yesterdays ago.
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I think my new Out of Office message for my work email should include, “May very well be fighting ICE in the streets somewhere at this very moment.”
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Genuinely surprised you didn’t use Netanyahu as an example. Ditto for his cabinet. The praise must be disproportionate, public, and unequivocal.
January 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Resignation, under these circumstances, is the least they should do. The absolute minimum. Resistance needs to shift to something more offensive in nature. This is pure tyranny.
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
A true sentence that may sound insane to you: “I am a big fan of green groups and I know this is a bad idea.”
January 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
And the conclusion of this analysis? "Our only recourse is to pray..." Strong words. *sigh*
January 9, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Sounds also like “somebody who knows somebody said something and I’m not divulging any sources but…”
January 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Torch 'em.
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
January 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
All thinking people stopped listening to Trump a long, long time ago.
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The people who voted for this are unconflicted. They actively (and vocally) demand that “market forces” dictate actuarial calculations, prices, and access to care. All of this is intentional.
January 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The performing arts will continue to thrive, no matter what happens to (or at) the Kennedy Center. A venue is sabotaging itself and, simultaneously, giving artists and their supporters an opportunity to galvanize around shared values. So, good news… in a way.
December 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM