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Belfast | Worst Selling Author | she/her

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Oh oops lol, no offence taken- yeah it was very uh, uhh? But then it did mean we get to hear the word whore with the most pathos and syllables since Ralph Cifaretto got hit by one, so I'm less complaining than commenting.
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I think it might be the money.
December 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
undoubtedly
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
New stress map reveals where poster is on the verge of breaking apart
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Underrated approach tbh
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Are the buttons integral? Because clothing stores are FULL of these here and they KILL ME. Where are you going dressed up so cute, BABIES!!! I deserve these in my size.
October 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Who called it anal botox and not-

...folks, I'm hearing reports.
October 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
He's BEEN!* 😍

*the postie, with my copy of the new @taraocomics.bsky.social CRY OUT LOUD to get stuck into
September 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
And often it's politically expedient for the people whipping up the hysteria - just ask Loudun.
September 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
From Facebook: "I appeared to lay the blame at the feet of the migrant workers...Migrant workers are the backbone of the hospitality industry, including my own establishments;"

No, Michael, you appeared to demonise the migrant workers by implying that they're dangerous and not "[your] people". 🖕
September 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Held up my embroidery progress for teenage nephew's approval, got a silent thumbs up...gonna be riding that high for a week. 😎 Coolest aunt right here.
September 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
She had this one in the bag did our Pix. ♥️😌 Right little mard arse.
August 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The cheek of Evri calling my CMAT bag for life and gold vinyl a terrible parcel. 😔
August 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dr. Tightpussy MD
August 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Not My Cat has started showing up to hang out and get pets and I think if I could get this on prescription it might actually fix me
August 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
August 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Okay but:
1. The hand push ones are so cheap
2. You can get basically any colour tape

I freakin' love mine, I picked up a six pack of assorted pastels and went relatively insane for a while.
August 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
squinting
July 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
it's giving
July 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
😴
July 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Please stop mournalising this oppression tool
July 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
was squatting out the front with a ten inch magnifying glass held up and got told I look like "a child trying to start a house fire" ACTUALLY i am trying to see the LITTLE CATERPILLAR god forbid a woman has HOBBIES
July 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I mean fair play acknowledging their health juice is minging-but-good-for-you, but this? Unbelievable. Isn't it meant to be very painful?
July 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
sorry M&S I have PUNISHMENT JUICE™️ at home
July 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Why was this with my mcdonalds 🥲
June 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM