Unless maybe you think your plan was a mistake.

it's at the very least a practice of the national amnesia to pretend some pristine innocence is being sullied for the first time

One of the small pleasures I take in life is occasionally pretending I've never heard of Star Wars.

yet terrified that if I ever sit down, I'll never stand up again. And I feel the train coming.

I am stuck, teetering on a decision between wanting to want to get better and wanting just to maintain a sustainable level of permanent unhappiness.

ooooh-k, that makes sense
Thanks!

I have this one jumpsuit and anytime I'm walking in it in public, Staying Alive by the Bee Gees is on repeat in my head.

Will they though? The party leadership came together and very publicly stated that the sitting president was not fit for "campaigning" and had declining mental faculties without one utterance of the 25th amendment.

I'd feel much better with:

If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder and war crimes.

"I get why we're here, [I just don't understand why we're not shooting people]"

I like to say, "I bet you're really smart about other things."

I 100% grew up thinking Red Lobster was fine dining.