Briar Landry
@narwhaldreams.bsky.social
lvl 45
aspiring bog witch
misanthrope
aspiring bog witch
misanthrope
If I can't trust you to do little things you volunteer to do that don't actually matter to me, then how can you expect me to trust you to do anything I ask for that's a big deal to me?
May 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If I can't trust you to do little things you volunteer to do that don't actually matter to me, then how can you expect me to trust you to do anything I ask for that's a big deal to me?
I'm really regretting that the song Pink Pony Club didn't come out when I was still young enough to get hot(ish) and pursue becoming an exotic dancer. Kids these days don't know how good they've got it with the S*x Work Is Work support.
May 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I'm really regretting that the song Pink Pony Club didn't come out when I was still young enough to get hot(ish) and pursue becoming an exotic dancer. Kids these days don't know how good they've got it with the S*x Work Is Work support.
The people that raised me get irrationally angry when I don't pick up on and respond appropriately to their social cues. Yet, they totally ignore my social cues and are flummoxed when I'm upset by that.
This reflection brought to you by the phrase "NO, CUZ I DON'T WANT TO!"
This reflection brought to you by the phrase "NO, CUZ I DON'T WANT TO!"
May 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The people that raised me get irrationally angry when I don't pick up on and respond appropriately to their social cues. Yet, they totally ignore my social cues and are flummoxed when I'm upset by that.
This reflection brought to you by the phrase "NO, CUZ I DON'T WANT TO!"
This reflection brought to you by the phrase "NO, CUZ I DON'T WANT TO!"
People with money have stupid priorities.
May 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
People with money have stupid priorities.
From time to time I let society in my head enough that I try relying on others for some little things. I trust. Just a bit.
And every time they fold like a toothpick trying to hold a sumo wrestler.
And every time they fold like a toothpick trying to hold a sumo wrestler.
May 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
From time to time I let society in my head enough that I try relying on others for some little things. I trust. Just a bit.
And every time they fold like a toothpick trying to hold a sumo wrestler.
And every time they fold like a toothpick trying to hold a sumo wrestler.
I need a playground merry go round, a starry night sky, and some music with eviscerating lyrics.
Is this how one curates an esthetic crash out?
Is this how one curates an esthetic crash out?
May 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I need a playground merry go round, a starry night sky, and some music with eviscerating lyrics.
Is this how one curates an esthetic crash out?
Is this how one curates an esthetic crash out?
It's so fun being the Discount Paid Help type friend instead of the Come Have Fun With Me type friend.
Yay poor white trash legacy!
Yay poor white trash legacy!
May 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It's so fun being the Discount Paid Help type friend instead of the Come Have Fun With Me type friend.
Yay poor white trash legacy!
Yay poor white trash legacy!
Having narcissistic and abusive parents is one thing. (If I had a nickel for every time I've been told they're not really as bad as I say...)
But having those same parents zipping into dementia makes me regret not cutting them off sooner.
It's like being 11 and alone with their tempers again.
But having those same parents zipping into dementia makes me regret not cutting them off sooner.
It's like being 11 and alone with their tempers again.
May 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Having narcissistic and abusive parents is one thing. (If I had a nickel for every time I've been told they're not really as bad as I say...)
But having those same parents zipping into dementia makes me regret not cutting them off sooner.
It's like being 11 and alone with their tempers again.
But having those same parents zipping into dementia makes me regret not cutting them off sooner.
It's like being 11 and alone with their tempers again.
Wants friends to see in real life.
Rando acquaintance that I last saw once before covid and didnt really get along with says "hi".
Goes back to being an antisocial recluse. "K. So that was a bad idea."
Rando acquaintance that I last saw once before covid and didnt really get along with says "hi".
Goes back to being an antisocial recluse. "K. So that was a bad idea."
May 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Wants friends to see in real life.
Rando acquaintance that I last saw once before covid and didnt really get along with says "hi".
Goes back to being an antisocial recluse. "K. So that was a bad idea."
Rando acquaintance that I last saw once before covid and didnt really get along with says "hi".
Goes back to being an antisocial recluse. "K. So that was a bad idea."
You know you're a pedantic nerd when you research pasta shape definitions while mid-meal at Olive Garden.
May 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You know you're a pedantic nerd when you research pasta shape definitions while mid-meal at Olive Garden.
I could be meaner.
I should be meaner.
*hiss*
I should be meaner.
*hiss*
May 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I could be meaner.
I should be meaner.
*hiss*
I should be meaner.
*hiss*
I take great joy in having knowledge about a topic and sharing that information with others.
I despise when other people are bossy, condescending know-it-alls.
I do realize that the Venn diagram of these things has a LLLOOOOOOTTT of overlap.
Only occasionally do I revel in that.
I despise when other people are bossy, condescending know-it-alls.
I do realize that the Venn diagram of these things has a LLLOOOOOOTTT of overlap.
Only occasionally do I revel in that.
May 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I take great joy in having knowledge about a topic and sharing that information with others.
I despise when other people are bossy, condescending know-it-alls.
I do realize that the Venn diagram of these things has a LLLOOOOOOTTT of overlap.
Only occasionally do I revel in that.
I despise when other people are bossy, condescending know-it-alls.
I do realize that the Venn diagram of these things has a LLLOOOOOOTTT of overlap.
Only occasionally do I revel in that.
Part of my brain craves the 4117 hours of sunlight a day in the summer. And another part feels that even 2 hours of daylight per day is excessive.
May 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Part of my brain craves the 4117 hours of sunlight a day in the summer. And another part feels that even 2 hours of daylight per day is excessive.
Hi followers. This account is for random weird woman thoughts. If you're here you might be lost. But you can stay and watch the train wreck if you want. 🤷♀️
May 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hi followers. This account is for random weird woman thoughts. If you're here you might be lost. But you can stay and watch the train wreck if you want. 🤷♀️
Bitter that social media was syrupy over mothers most of yesterday.
Thankful that sm finally acknowledged those of us with shit mothers after 10pm last night. Better late than never.
Thankful that sm finally acknowledged those of us with shit mothers after 10pm last night. Better late than never.
May 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Bitter that social media was syrupy over mothers most of yesterday.
Thankful that sm finally acknowledged those of us with shit mothers after 10pm last night. Better late than never.
Thankful that sm finally acknowledged those of us with shit mothers after 10pm last night. Better late than never.
That feeling when you want to talk things out with someone you trust, but you're single and all of your friends are absorbed with their own issues or are tired of hearing about your issues. And family can't be trusted, to top the shit sundae.
May 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
That feeling when you want to talk things out with someone you trust, but you're single and all of your friends are absorbed with their own issues or are tired of hearing about your issues. And family can't be trusted, to top the shit sundae.
Unpopular opinion:
Any food involving cornbread tastes dry, feels like eating sand, and is gross.
Any food involving cornbread tastes dry, feels like eating sand, and is gross.
May 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Unpopular opinion:
Any food involving cornbread tastes dry, feels like eating sand, and is gross.
Any food involving cornbread tastes dry, feels like eating sand, and is gross.
Why do people promise to *so totally be there for you, bestie* and then virtually disappear? Within days.
I can only assume that I'm the problem.
I can only assume that I'm the problem.
May 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Why do people promise to *so totally be there for you, bestie* and then virtually disappear? Within days.
I can only assume that I'm the problem.
I can only assume that I'm the problem.
The Melting Season has begun.
My brain craves the sunlight, but my body literally cannot take the heat.
My brain craves the sunlight, but my body literally cannot take the heat.
May 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The Melting Season has begun.
My brain craves the sunlight, but my body literally cannot take the heat.
My brain craves the sunlight, but my body literally cannot take the heat.
I knew i got sunburnt on my neck last week and that it's gotten to the peeling stage. But I just noticed my ear is peeling, too. I didn't even know it had gotten roasted. 🤷♀️
#FormerRedheadChronicles
#FormerRedheadChronicles
May 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I knew i got sunburnt on my neck last week and that it's gotten to the peeling stage. But I just noticed my ear is peeling, too. I didn't even know it had gotten roasted. 🤷♀️
#FormerRedheadChronicles
#FormerRedheadChronicles
Free advice: do not nap around 7pm if you don't want to be awake at 2am.
April 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Free advice: do not nap around 7pm if you don't want to be awake at 2am.
Taco Bell, what is this? It's supposed to be chicken nuggets, but they look like the overdone crispness trapped in the fryer for too long. Eww.
April 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Taco Bell, what is this? It's supposed to be chicken nuggets, but they look like the overdone crispness trapped in the fryer for too long. Eww.
I want candy. Something sweet I can just grind my teeth on for a good 20 to 60 minutes. But I already have the beginnings of an unhappy tummy from the slushie I'm drinking slowly so I don't get brain freeze.
#FirstWorldProblems
#EnjoyItBeforeSocietyCollapses
#Shitposting
#FirstWorldProblems
#EnjoyItBeforeSocietyCollapses
#Shitposting
April 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I want candy. Something sweet I can just grind my teeth on for a good 20 to 60 minutes. But I already have the beginnings of an unhappy tummy from the slushie I'm drinking slowly so I don't get brain freeze.
#FirstWorldProblems
#EnjoyItBeforeSocietyCollapses
#Shitposting
#FirstWorldProblems
#EnjoyItBeforeSocietyCollapses
#Shitposting
The influences are going one of two ways: either they're getting meaner or they're getting economically unrelatable.
The non-influencers are sticking to getting meaner.
Thanks for coming to my unTed talk 💔
The non-influencers are sticking to getting meaner.
Thanks for coming to my unTed talk 💔
April 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The influences are going one of two ways: either they're getting meaner or they're getting economically unrelatable.
The non-influencers are sticking to getting meaner.
Thanks for coming to my unTed talk 💔
The non-influencers are sticking to getting meaner.
Thanks for coming to my unTed talk 💔
Cults are scary. But the worst ones are the ones that are socially acceptable or even celebrated. I'm looking at you, "good" churches and fraternal organizations. 😳
April 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Cults are scary. But the worst ones are the ones that are socially acceptable or even celebrated. I'm looking at you, "good" churches and fraternal organizations. 😳