FitzNarwhaldo
@narwhalfitz.bsky.social
Profane in the membrane.
Poncho outdoors didn’t have to go this hard 💀
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Poncho outdoors didn’t have to go this hard 💀
Voulez-vous boule avec moi?
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Voulez-vous boule avec moi?
Hello Orkney friends! I figured if you all could show up every weekend in front of St. Magnus to fight for what’s right, showing up in DC for the No Kings rally was the least I could do.
October 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Hello Orkney friends! I figured if you all could show up every weekend in front of St. Magnus to fight for what’s right, showing up in DC for the No Kings rally was the least I could do.
No words. Only this picture.
October 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
No words. Only this picture.
Honestly can’t imagine not being willing to pay a small fee to have the absolute privilege of seeing the sun rise over the Holm of Papay.
September 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Honestly can’t imagine not being willing to pay a small fee to have the absolute privilege of seeing the sun rise over the Holm of Papay.
We are being held hostage by a classless, spoiled brat, whose absolute disrespect for the office he holds reaches a new low every day.
September 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We are being held hostage by a classless, spoiled brat, whose absolute disrespect for the office he holds reaches a new low every day.
Going out to lunch in Edinburgh only to discover your mince and tatties is very disappointed in you.
September 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Going out to lunch in Edinburgh only to discover your mince and tatties is very disappointed in you.
Marc Thiessen’s the guy with pet peeves.
September 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Marc Thiessen’s the guy with pet peeves.
Marc Thiessen is the guy who’s so unaware that he writes about being willing to overlook the political commentary of artists, so long as he gets to hear them play their biggest hits and pretend the songs aren’t actually political statements I guess.
September 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Marc Thiessen is the guy who’s so unaware that he writes about being willing to overlook the political commentary of artists, so long as he gets to hear them play their biggest hits and pretend the songs aren’t actually political statements I guess.
Laura Loomer is a ghoul.
August 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Laura Loomer is a ghoul.
Feed kids - not egos. #NoWhiteHouseBallroom
August 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Feed kids - not egos. #NoWhiteHouseBallroom
She’s giving Sméagol.
July 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
She’s giving Sméagol.
Luna moth!!!!! Was walking along a fence line and stopped dead in my tracks at the sight of this huge moth. I’d never seen one before. It’s over 4 inches wide. Absolutely stunning.
July 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Luna moth!!!!! Was walking along a fence line and stopped dead in my tracks at the sight of this huge moth. I’d never seen one before. It’s over 4 inches wide. Absolutely stunning.
Measles can be fatal years after the initial infection resolved.
July 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Measles can be fatal years after the initial infection resolved.
New windshield just dropped.
June 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
New windshield just dropped.
Someone feels strongly about bedclothes 🤣
June 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Someone feels strongly about bedclothes 🤣
Alternate headline: Ranked Choice Voting ensures the people get the candidate most aligned with their views.
June 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Alternate headline: Ranked Choice Voting ensures the people get the candidate most aligned with their views.
