Publix subs are truly not with the hassle of dealing with the worst-designed sub counter workflow in the world.

I want to have an off the record chat with someone in analytics at Wizards to find out exactly how the “did you have fun?” survey data from Arena is used because I’m deeply suspicious.

Cous cous is the glitter of pasta

I like putting “final” at the end of filenames just as a little inside joke with myself.

Another day on earth with my enemies, people who leave way too much space in the drive through line

So glad to finally be here so I don’t have to continue making do with Twitter’s rotting corpse