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Natalie
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*Sees my dad walk past the doorway carrying something really big*

Me: Do you need help

Him: Nope I got it!

*immediately hears him loudly bonk into something*

Him: … I think
January 27, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I hope Jerry Trainor is doing well
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Who out here wants to have a jam sesh I’m tryna sing my little heart out god dammit
January 24, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I will always be a true Chicagoan and love tavern style pizza with my whole heart, but ooohh boy does Detroit style tickle my fancy.
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Sometimes my anxiety simply keeps me hyper vigilant to my surrounds - fine whatever okay- and other times, like now, it makes my bones itch.
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I’m too scared to research anything about Leslie Nielsen for fear that he was actually a huge piece of shit who just so happened to be funny
January 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Harold and Junie doing an A++ job at keeping us all warm and cozy ♥️
January 18, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Reposted by Natalie
🎵 life could be a dream 🎶
January 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Yell-singing CCR’s midnight special while driving is therapeutic btw!
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yelling over club music: I said the yearning is becoming unbearable!
December 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Thunderstorm thunderstorm THUNDERSTORM THUNDERSTORM!!
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If I’m gonna pay $200 for an interactive performance those actors better kiss me on the mouth and tell me I’m pretty.
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’ve fallen back into my watching New Girl a lot phase and once again have to remind myself that the show creates really unrealistic expectations of how quirky and fun and sexy it might be to have 3 stranger roommates in your 30s.
December 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“I shall put my butthole on your clean clothes and consider myself helpful”
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Uh oh hope no one gets caught with me under the Mr.Toe this holiday season!!
December 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If I want to get into a good college I have to sign up for extraterrestrial activities!!
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This cold weathers got me holding the steering wheel like Barbie
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
What’s a good “grating cheese” playlist? Need suggestions asap. Bout to grate.
December 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Good bowl
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
How do you start an email to a potential new therapist??

So far I have “hiiii, pls help.”
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I know I want a nice watch for Christmas but trying to actually DECIDE which one is my absolute nightmare. There’s so many in existence.

Which wrist watch which wrist watch which wrist watch??!??
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hey guys Jerry Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati at one point. Alright thanks ttyl.
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Nvm I got it
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
HELP
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I think Mr. Clean and the Brawny man would make a cute couple. :)
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM