I promise the books I've read on cannibalism are for intellectual curiosity and intellectual curiosity only

when your earwax creates a perfect mold of your ear on a tree stump, it signifies that you have a health problem with your earwax

how does one phrase a maintenance request for a noise when the main theories are a rogue clown or a squeaky saloon door?

if only I were an ecogeek but alas, I am a keats & co

well, it's a library so i played it on the lowest volume

Meme: BORN

imagine being this cute AND not having to know what a 401k is. they're luckier than they'll ever know

i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo

sometimes I think that a factory makes a ton of different products and just orders too much pickle or bacon flavor and starts throwing it on whatever product they can think of