Starting a podcast with my cat
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Starting a podcast with my cat
Nier replicant is like if Geralt was a twink
December 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Nier replicant is like if Geralt was a twink
Do you ever wonder if octopi ever use all 8 tentacles for *stuff*?
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Do you ever wonder if octopi ever use all 8 tentacles for *stuff*?
If you really think about it everything at the base level is gacha
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If you really think about it everything at the base level is gacha
Going to invent a reply all button that instantly converts everyone to BCC
December 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Going to invent a reply all button that instantly converts everyone to BCC
I am a slut for stuffed animals tbh
December 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I am a slut for stuffed animals tbh
Combining all of the mostly empty beer cans in your room into one franken beer 😍
December 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Combining all of the mostly empty beer cans in your room into one franken beer 😍
Drinking strong enough alcohol to pickle the cold germs.
December 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Drinking strong enough alcohol to pickle the cold germs.
Apparently I dress like a fuckboi
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Apparently I dress like a fuckboi
Fattening up the local squirrel population until they can no longer climb up the bird feeder
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fattening up the local squirrel population until they can no longer climb up the bird feeder
Autogynaferraria
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Autogynaferraria
If we're gonna progress backwards a few decades can we get to the point where they just hand out benzos like candy quicker?
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If we're gonna progress backwards a few decades can we get to the point where they just hand out benzos like candy quicker?
Working crust Christmas song title: Jingle Bell (cum) Sock
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Working crust Christmas song title: Jingle Bell (cum) Sock
Can't wait to get to get called bigoted in 20 years for saying clanker with a hard r as a flesh haver.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Can't wait to get to get called bigoted in 20 years for saying clanker with a hard r as a flesh haver.
Using pizza sauce as salad dressing
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Using pizza sauce as salad dressing
Homer Simpson was wrong you can't simply exchange money for goods and services anymore.
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Homer Simpson was wrong you can't simply exchange money for goods and services anymore.
Based on the migration patterns of ice I'm gonna go ahead say the median age gotta be above 60
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Based on the migration patterns of ice I'm gonna go ahead say the median age gotta be above 60
MFs listen to DIY but can't actually do anything themselves
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
MFs listen to DIY but can't actually do anything themselves
Hate the funk pop/fortnitilization of everything
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Hate the funk pop/fortnitilization of everything
Fortnite is just virtual Funko pops
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fortnite is just virtual Funko pops
Chino is the superior Moreno
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Chino is the superior Moreno
Me drumming very off beat: i call this technique the Geiger counter
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Me drumming very off beat: i call this technique the Geiger counter
Nightmare before pissmass is the name of my power violence album
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Nightmare before pissmass is the name of my power violence album
Vote dommy mommy for Mayor of New york
October 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Vote dommy mommy for Mayor of New york
What's the business equivalent of come at me bro
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What's the business equivalent of come at me bro