We are at the time of regime when I look up if I'll be a Martha, Handmaid or Econowife.

The dystopian version of finding your Hogwarts House.

After my quarterly mental breakdown, I dusted myself off, made a screwdriver and put on Folklore. Please clap.

I would like to say: AAAAARGH!!!!!!

Thank you.

I don't want to date myself, but in my day, social media apps died out naturally without government assistance

Normalize naming your children after things you love.

Me: Meet my kids, Holotaco and Bubly.

Are you Teddy Ruxpin, Glow Worm, Rainbow Brite old?

Them: Are you a Glinda or an Elphaba?
Me: I'm a Dr. Dillamond. Glasses, short, and covered in fur.

I'm holding space for the guy who was next to me in the theatre during my second viewing of Wicked who took off his shoes, got up more than one, didn't tell his daughter to get off her phone and who said the movie was horrible and woke.

The space is in my trunk.

Look what I found! My 2006 Wicked Playbill starring the amazing Eden Espinosa and my 2008 Playbill of 13 with Lil Ariana Grande.

Times I cried while watching Wicked the movie:
- When the camera went over a mist made rainbow in the beginning
- OzDust ball room
- Defying Gravity
- When it said "To Be Continued"

Lil excited for Wicked

This is very important but who here had a Talkboy as a kid and were you influenced to get it by Home Alone 2? Because same.

I will be wearing these colors for a while.

I live here now too.