Maybe I'll turn him into a toad and keep him

So THAT'S who that was

I literally hate my teeth so much due to poor care in middle school and high school like this is a game changer

Fore fields is probably a golf course

Aw thanks reply bot

He's never been to an actual party

Like it's crazy that the most beautiful human being on this planet is just working the counter at a minimum wage job making drinks. God she's so pretty.

I consider myself to have a good vocabulary but I truly genuinely can't think of a word that does her beauty justice. She's so ethereal and gorgeous. She's one of the funniest people I've ever met. We do bits without hesitation. I need her so bad.

I want her so bad it physically hurts like I can feel it in my heart and lungs. Whenever I'm within ten feet of her I start smiling uncontrollably. Like when she looks at me in the eyes everything else goes silent. Oh my god.

Like you're 23 and work in an office