I need to stop making my social media presence one conducive to murdering rich people or one day I’ll be made a fall guy by the FBI

this is the entirety of gen z and millennials lmao

Just once I wanna make out with someone at an airport

Can I have a stay-at-home husband year? I wanna do it for a bit, but then I’ve got shit to do

Wasn’t even trying to be the disappointment at Thanksgiving, I just didn’t realize dudes with painted nails was still contentious

Every time someone dislikes Trap I die a little inside

I was on Frasier twitter, how get my algorithm tapped into Frasier Bluesky?

That song from Holes is the song of the century

I mean I hate to say it, but America just proved that it is (still) hateful, misogynistic and racist. It’s not the America is being duped into voting for these things, that is representative of a democratic majority.

Just got told I had a radio voice for the first time since I moved to stl

Nothing like putting moldy cheese on my perfect omelette

Having to pee and waiting for the elevator is the tenth circle of hell

drinking a beer rn
#millerhighlife

People on here are being weirdly positive when really you just switched cigarette brands to avoid directly financially supporting a piece of shit scumbag